Hammarby Fotboll: It's hammer time! (Page 2)

Seni

10 years

@Bayern Yeah it is exactly that!

@Radders Thanks

The girls are coming!

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Seni

10 years

Night club leads to trouble in the morning!

Last night was crazy! I was so drunk I can't even remember everything. All I know is that I came back home from training, spoke with Marnie a bit, we had some fun and in the evening she went out. There was no f****** way I was going to stay in the house alone on a Friday night, so I decided why not go to a club!

Everything that happened after that, I literally can't remember apart from talking to a fit bird...

Marnie: Scott! Where were you last night and don't lie cause its clear you're absolutely drunk!

Scott: Erm, I went down to a club to relax and have a bit of fun, been a bit busy you know.

Marnie: Oh I see...and who did you go with, your players?

Scott: Nah they were probably at home spooning their wives, I was alone, just me, myself and I.

Marnie: No girls with you aye?

Scott: Well not that I can remember, no why?

Marnie: Scott explain this...

Well, I didn't expect her to find that picture, where the hell did she get that from? Is that the girl I was with, woah she's fitter than I even thought she was but obviously I've got to make something up to please Marnie, if not the jealousy issues will start again.

Scott: She's a friend of mine, on a reality tv show that I was introduced to, I just put my arm around her waist and gave her a peck for the camera's, nothing else happened so calm your tits.

Marnie: Listen Scott, remember what happened in Newcastle? We could have had something real and special but instead of remaining committed to each other, we went out of our way to pull to get each other jealous, please tell me this won't happen again will it?

Scott: *smiling* Well, we don't have anything official now...we're more or less friends with benefits so technically I have the license to pull other birds.

Marnie: So you did pull her?!?!

Scott: No..well I don't think so no...I was mortal just calm down and relax...what's the time by the way?

Marnie: 10 past 8 why?

Scott: S*** I need to get to the training ground at 8:30! I love you loads but I got to go! Take my credit card, go shopping or something, be sensible go! I'll see you in a bit! *kisses Marnie in the cheek and sprints into the shower*

I can't believe I forgot we've got training, I wouldn't have gone out last night if I had remembered. Definitely going to take a cold shower to get rid of the hangover, don't want to set a bad example to the players!

For f*** sakes, on the way to training the police pull me over for speeding! Thank GOD they only gave me a warning if not things would have gotten ugly...for the police officer!

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Seni

10 years

Meet Bryan Massa, our new striker!

Bryan Massa is a 22 year old Swedish striker, who was playing for Enskede in the Second division SS before we noticed him and signed him up. Myself and the coaching staff sat down and discussed in length about us needing another striker. The quality is there, but we just needed a striker to add some depth and that's why Bryan was brought in.

Bryan is well known around Sweden as he is a Nike Ambassador at such a young age, which is quite mind blowing if you ask me. When he signed we had a bit of a chat, funny enough we're more or less age mates so we relate very well and immediately we have formed a bit of a friendship. Its been rough for Bryan over the past few years concerning his football. On numerous occasions things haven't worked out for him, yet he's kept going and working hard.

With his youtube channel, he's inspired many, with his tweets too. We're hoping that the jump from the Second Division SS to the First Division Elite isn't too big a step forward for Bryan but we are confident in his ability and we believe he can be a very valuable player to us. I will not lie, he was not bought to start, he was bought as back up. There are so many class players in the world who are practically super subs. Their job is to come off the bench and change the game, that's Bryan's job. Eventually if he impresses, he'll start matches.

Welcome to Hammarby Fotboll Bryan Massa.

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Radders2109

10 years

Nice signing! See that's better Seni more girls hahaa

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Seni

10 years

2013-11-03 16:35#141491 Radders2109 : Nice signing! See that's better Seni more girls hahaa

Haha, yeah a good signing indeed. He's scoring goals for fun in pre-season

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Seni

10 years

Friendlies and another signing

For me personally, the pre-season was very important. Me being new to football management and taking over a team that a few months ago, I didn't know existed isn't easy. You can play all the football management games in the world, from morning tonight but in real life its a whole different ball game.

At least the pre-season would give me a chance to know my players better and even help me settle into the club and Sweden quicker but its freezing here, I thought weather could only be crap in Newcastle, but Sweden is a whole new experience. Apart from the cold weather, its a really nice country to be in and I'm looking forward to what the future holds.

In the pre-season friendlies, we played 6 games, won 3, drew 1 and lost 2. Overall I was ecstatic with our pre-season.The players really put in a good shift and they impressed me. Even in the games we lost, we still played well which is good to see and I think that's a good sign for the near future. There were no problems really apart from a scrap I had with Nikolas Ledgerwood but that is personal information and things are being sorted out. The only thing I can say is that he handed in a transfer request which I rejected quicker than the speed of light. I'm not naive and thick, despite the differences we may have, I will not allow one of our best midfielders leave.

During the course of the pre-season we managed to sign a left back. Jim Fenlon, 20, joined us from AFC Wimbledon for an undisclosed fee. He was signed to add some depth in that position but for now, he will be playing in the reserves just to get use to the style of football here and to settle in. He's a young lad in terms of football and so we don't want to rush him into the game or put too much pressure on him.

Finally the league season is about to start, I'm buzzing, I think all the players are buzzing too! Here are our first five fixtures, we aim to win at least three:

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Seni

10 years

Different country, same old Scotty T

So it seems like wherever I go, I'm attracted to girls and they're attracted to me. I'm more or less a chick magnet. So last night Marnie and I went down to a club, TOGETHER. Once we got there, we had a few drinks, a bit of a grind and then she was talking with some of her friends who she's doing business with, f*** me they were fit!

When a lady wants to do her business, you leave her to it and go and find something else to do and so I did. Being Scotty T and having a PhD in pulling birds, I went onto the dance floor and busted out some crazy moves, thank GOD there were few photographers all the chairman wouldn't have been happy with me clubbing before training.

The club was alive and the music was wicked! Every girl around me enticed me but there was one who stood out. She was blonde, a bit more mature than the others and she had a nice body. So being young, bored, fairly immature and being Scotty T, I went up to her. We talked a bit, we danced and a dance turned into a bit of a grind. I was completely unaware that not only was Marnie in the same club, but she was watching me with eyes like an eagle grind with another girl...who turned out to be her friend.

As I sensed the night was coming to an end, I tried to get her into the jackpot...but that's when Marnie stepped in and things kicked off. Marnie snapped and accused her friend of betraying her. Apparently Marnie and had already told her that myself and her had things going on but immediately her friend went on the offensive, biggest mistake of the night that was. All of a sudden, cursing started, followed by threats and the real the s*** happened. Hair was being pulled, heels were flying, bottles were being thrown. There were two sets of girls fighting each other, because of me...well Scotty T was very proud of himself!

In the end, Marnie and I got in the cab and drove straight home. She refused to talk to me but that was ok, cause immediately we got home and into the bedroom, she gave me a little treat