Celtic & Scotland - Taking the Scots to the top!

January Report



Good month. Still winning, team are providing some great performances. Not much happened this month. Hopefully things will get a bit more exciting in the coming months.

Big news for Celtic supporters today! Firstly their team have been drawn against Italian giants AC Milan. This will prove a mighty task for ThatGuy's team but after beating Man United the squad is full of optimism.

Another big story that will please Celtic fans. It is reported that ThatGuy has been offered a new contract at Celtic till 2016. The board are clearly pleased with the results produced and the near mathematical league win already! This is what ThatGuy had to say:

"I am pleased to have signed a contract. Celtic is the only club for me. This team is going to the top, for club and country!"

Good luck against Milan and congrats on the new contract

Sorry there hasn't been an update recently, been very busy. There will be one up tomorrow hopefully! Keep following!

No problem mate! Great story and the Milan match will be a breeze compared to the United won :P. Some huge signings and they are all great. All but signings. You have the future of the world now with Ademilson, Wallace, Forrest etc. Mutch is also a reliable and great player.

It is reported there has been another spat between ThatGuy and Lassad Nouioui. The pair don't seem to agree on much and this is just another episode in their ever going conflict.

*knock knock*

TG - Come in.

LN -*Comes in without saying a word*

TG - Oh look who it is

LN - I'm here to say you have made me even unhappier by the fact you did not sell me.

TG - Oh don't worry we tried to sell you, we tried really hard, trust me. It's just no one wants a disrespectful, crap player in their club

LN - You are a massive twat, are you aware of this? I'm not happy. I want my contract terminated!

TG - No. I'm not paying to get rid of you. We will try even harder in summer to get rid of you. IF no one wants you, which is likely, you can see out your contract till end of next season.

LN - What?! Do you really want an unhappy player in the first team?

TG - Oh don't worry about that. You won't be in the first team. You'll be in the reserves.

Lassad storms out and ThatGuy chuckles quietly to himself.