All Change At Newcastle!
BT Sport can reveal today that in very bizarre circumstances Alan Pardew's 9 year contract has been ripped up and he has been fired! Mike Ashley went to the toilet and either Pardew or Joe Kinnear stole his Chicken and Mushroom pie and neither of them owned up to it so he amazingly fired them.
This is just another in a long line of stupid things that Mike Ashley has done. Former manager Alan Pardew spoke of his shock at being sacked. 'It is silly, everyone knows what a fat idiot Joe is, if Mike cant see that then wow!'
Kinnear bit back, 'If I was going down then that idiot was going down with me. I will always get my job back at Newcastle.'
Both men are taking action against Mike Ashley.
When Sky Sports contacted the bookies to see who was favourite to take over they couldn't provide any information as they were not sure who would want to work for a man like Mike Ashley.