#1 | Rio!
11th of June, 2013
After an annoying experience on the plane from Berlin to Rio De Janeiro, I have finally reached my destination. If you didn’t know, I am working as a pundit for the Confederations Cup after my success in the media during Euro 2012 with Alexi Lalas.
My hotel has a beautiful view of Brazil, and you can see the Maracana in the distance. I am a little sad, that our beloved Germany didn’t win the Euros to get here, but it will be fantastic watching Spain, Brazil and Italy along with the might Tahiti!
I do dream of being a coach one day, I did complete my qualifications since I’ve retired. I mean, imagine: “Michael Ballack leads Chelsea to Champions League Glory!”, wouldn’t that be fan-fucking-tastic! I do have contacts who can easily get me a top job but I want to do it the hard way. I do not want to manage a Champions League team in my first try, a Europa League team at best.
Maybe I take Leverkusen? Or do I bring my old club Chemnitz to the Bundesliga? What about Hannover, Gladbach, Wolfsburg, Augsburg, Hamburg? Or even the Premier League, that be good right?
Well, let’s go away from the jokes. Time to take rest. Michael need sleep!
*sleeps, at 1:30 am, the phone buzzes*
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Felix? A former manager of mine? Who could it be? And what it this about?
11th of June, 2013
After an annoying experience on the plane from Berlin to Rio De Janeiro, I have finally reached my destination. If you didn’t know, I am working as a pundit for the Confederations Cup after my success in the media during Euro 2012 with Alexi Lalas.
My hotel has a beautiful view of Brazil, and you can see the Maracana in the distance. I am a little sad, that our beloved Germany didn’t win the Euros to get here, but it will be fantastic watching Spain, Brazil and Italy along with the might Tahiti!
I do dream of being a coach one day, I did complete my qualifications since I’ve retired. I mean, imagine: “Michael Ballack leads Chelsea to Champions League Glory!”, wouldn’t that be fan-fucking-tastic! I do have contacts who can easily get me a top job but I want to do it the hard way. I do not want to manage a Champions League team in my first try, a Europa League team at best.
Maybe I take Leverkusen? Or do I bring my old club Chemnitz to the Bundesliga? What about Hannover, Gladbach, Wolfsburg, Augsburg, Hamburg? Or even the Premier League, that be good right?
Well, let’s go away from the jokes. Time to take rest. Michael need sleep!
*sleeps, at 1:30 am, the phone buzzes*
Felix? A former manager of mine? Who could it be? And what it this about?
