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"Little Kaiser", Michael Ballack

Started on 11 June 2014 by HamoudiLFC
Latest Reply on 11 June 2014 by HamoudiLFC
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#1 | Rio!
11th of June, 2013

After an annoying experience on the plane from Berlin to Rio De Janeiro, I have finally reached my destination. If you didn’t know, I am working as a pundit for the Confederations Cup after my success in the media during Euro 2012 with Alexi Lalas.

My hotel has a beautiful view of Brazil, and you can see the Maracana in the distance. I am a little sad, that our beloved Germany didn’t win the Euros to get here, but it will be fantastic watching Spain, Brazil and Italy along with the might Tahiti!

I do dream of being a coach one day, I did complete my qualifications since I’ve retired. I mean, imagine: “Michael Ballack leads Chelsea to Champions League Glory!”, wouldn’t that be fan-fucking-tastic! I do have contacts who can easily get me a top job but I want to do it the hard way. I do not want to manage a Champions League team in my first try, a Europa League team at best.

Maybe I take Leverkusen? Or do I bring my old club Chemnitz to the Bundesliga? What about Hannover, Gladbach, Wolfsburg, Augsburg, Hamburg? Or even the Premier League, that be good right?

Well, let’s go away from the jokes. Time to take rest. Michael need sleep!

*sleeps, at 1:30 am, the phone buzzes*

Felix? A former manager of mine? Who could it be? And what it this about?
good luck! :D
#2 | Felix
13th of June, 2013
Wolfsburg, Lower Saxony, Germany

Niedersachsen, or even, Lower Saxony. I have arrived and this mysterious ‘Felix’ let me off yesterday for rest as I came all the way from Rio De Janeiro! At this point of time I am getting ready, ready for all possible possibilities.

I do not want to think about what will happen. I just meet Felix at Kunden Center, near Wolfsburg ground, Volkswagen. Let’s go.

*3:30 PM, @KundenCenter*

A man in glasses, in his late 50’s I think, stands up and greets me. Felix Magath, my former manager at Bayern, is this Felix guy.

“Michael! What a pleasure it is to see you!”, he jumped, hugged me.

“Felix, wow. It has been quite a while hasn’t it. I was waiting to see what you had to tell me. How is Fulham?”, I asked, slowly getting to the point.

“Very well it is Little Kaiser. Relegation, is never a good sing (thing). I plan to take them back up, this season, or else I’m… fucked *laughs*. Anyway, I was speaking to Klaus Allofs, the DoF, a good friend of mine at Wolfsburg…”, he said, as I started to get the idea. “He wants to speak to you… regarding, the vacant managerial post that Dieter Hecking was formerly of. At Wolfsburg. Michael Ballack.”

“Felix… wow. If I knew that this chance would come when I was in Rio, I would have ran back to Germany! This is my chance Felix, my chance!”, I yelled.

“I look forward to meeting you, on the pitch someday. Face to face, team versus team. I hope, Michael, I hope.”, he said with a smile. “Just be careful, the twists and turns, may never end…”

“Wha…?”, and before I knew it, I passed out.

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