FM Scout FC: The Ultimate Challenge
The Meeting
Horsehay Hotel Meeting Room
There were a lot of tired people who had just got off flights and eventually found there way to Horsehay in Telford for the first ever meet of this brand new side.
Garham Taylor was there very early and expected to be able to manage this bunch of 31 17 year olds. Alfredo Martinez had come from Peru, he eventually found himself in Shropshire. What the fuck have I let myself in for he thought. It is fucking freezing!)
Hi I am Graham Taylor, your manager. I am sure you have heard of me.
Who? said Alfredo. I have never heard of you or Telford or Shropshire to be honest but I am sure you are a good manager.
As Alfredo sat down, he was the first there but was not on his own for long as a slightly overweight player came in he thought to himself I hope hes the physio!
Hi I am Johnny Fartingbottom, I am a centre back.
Great thought Alfredo, why not just put him in goal and no one will score then! Hi I am Alfredo, it is a pleasure to meet you. The thing about this Peruvian is that he was very diplomatic and would not talk about anyone in a derogatory way but he would think loads!
In then seemed to come everyone else. A couple of players stuck out to Taylor like a sore thumb. A right back called Josh Slater looked very big headed. He came in and declared Everyone stop and look at the future best right back in the world! There was a couple of laughs but there was one a bit louder than most from Tata Youre.
This is where the trouble started. Taylor, who is a wiley old fox spotted this and sat them down at opposite ends of the room. He did a head count and there was 30 players here.
Does anyone know who is missing?
Jesus is missing boss! shouted Dominic Miller, one of only 5 to have even played football for a team before.
Yeah ok pull the other one son said Taylor. At that moment a knock at the door.... Sorry I am late boss.
And you are?
Jesus sir said a rather husky out of breath voice.
Wow Jesus and you going to play for us? Graham Taylor laughed a little but Jesus stood there staring at him and nodded then sat down.
OK so I have researched all of you and everyone will play atleast 5 times a season, whoever is the Captain will be guaranteed about 15 games a season, we have a big squad but with team work we will end up in the Premier League.
As Tayor was talking there was an exchange of words between Josh Slater and Dominic Miller. Josh was going to far and stood up walked upto Dominic and told him that he was a tosser. Dominic then stood up and punched him in the face! Josh was a bit shocked but somehow kneed him in the bollocks. This fight went on for about 5 minutes, Alfredo had just been for a crap and then saw this and ran over and split them up.
Taylor was incensed and to show he was the boss told them that they do not play the first game! They were told to say sorry but neither did so he added on another game too! After that they thought better of it and both said sorry. If we fight all the fucking time we will not get promoted we need to work as a team. Alfredo thanks for splitting them up but you forgot to wash your hands after going to the toilet so please go and do it.
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