"We are all a bit shocked here in the studio. Newcastle are about to have a press conference after the announcement that Eric Cantona will take the reigns at Newcastle. We'll get your feedback gentlemen very shortly but first let's go live over to the Sky Sports News Press Conference"
Q. (Daily Mail) This has all taken us by surprise Eric. How do you feel? Can you tell us how this came about?
Eric. "Yes, thank you. I am feeling good. Very excited about this opportunity. I was at home when I got a call and spoke to Mr Ashley about the opportunity. I flew over, saw the facilities, met the staff and knew this was a wonderful chance for me."
Q. (Daily Mail) Eric, you don't have the sort of experience that comes with a club of Newcastle's reputation. How will you cope with the pressures of management?
Mike. Let me tell you. This man is a great of the game. Management and playing are not so different. He will do great. Don't question him like that.
Eric.I can answer it. That's ok. Of course this job will come with pressure, of course I have a lot to learn but I have the ability and I am confident that this squad and myself is a great mix. I am looking forward to all the challenges.
Mike. We will not answer any more questions on his capability. We wanted a big name manager and that is who we have!
Q. (Independant) But surely you have to ask yourself is this really a big name manager? He hasn't managed a club like this and was known more for his goals and on field assaults then anything else. Do you think he has the ability to take Newcastle to the next level?
Mike. Yes I do. Now shut up and ask proper questions!
Q. (The Mirror) Ok...moving on from that. Eric, what are your expectations and initial plans? Any transfers you can tell us about?
Eric. I have only just signed, I need a few days to get a good idea of the squad and see where we need to improve and who we need to cut. I think Newcastle are aiming for a mid to high table finish this year. We will need a year to be able to settle and re group. Any management change always brings instability and I will look to bring some stability as quickly as I can.
Back to the studio....
"Well, we will get more reactions and answers from this press conference. Quite fiery from Mike Ashley there. Very defensive. Not sure the supporters will be best pleased. We will have to see if Cantona can bring success to Newcastle or not. He was calm and clear. It looks like he is ready and we should here news from the newcastle camp soon."