Klopp dead

Bundesliga mourns death of charismatic coach.

The whole footballing world has come to a standstill as Jurgen Klopp has today been announced as dead. At just fourty seven years of age he has been taken far too soon and Borussia Dortmund are going to have to mourn the loss of their Head Coach of six years. The case has been ruled a suicide as Klopp had a gun in his hand when the body was found and there was gunshot wound in his right temple matching the gun which he possessed. An official statement from the Borussia Dortmund Board of Directors read out the following;

'We can confirm that today the body of our beloved coach Jurgen Klopp has been found with a bullet placed in his skull. We have reason to believe that this was a suicide. All our thoughts are with his family and friends'

After the death of Belgian midfield man Junior Malanda this is another casualty for the Bundesliga and we shall mourn the deaths of two men taken way too soon.