"And that's it! It's all over now! Crystal Palace! are league champions! Manager Alex Galla...."
"Alex? Alex....ALEX, for god's sake, wake up!"
Grudgingly, I rolled onto my side, hiding from the noise which shattered my dreams of league title glory. From somewhere, a light burned through my eyelids, and as I came to, my wife's face swam into view
"you CANNOT be late again, Alex; your phone has been non-stop since about 6am, and i'm sick of it. Make the calls you need to make and then go!"
6am? That's far too early for it to be normal club business. I dropped my feet lightly onto the floor, swinging a shirt around my shoulders and padding across to the bedroom's window. Checking through my notifications, I sighed. Candy Crush, Peggle, Pirate Kings, Facebook...all nonsense. I was about to throw my phone back onto the bed, when it rang again: Keith Millen, the club's Assistant Manager.
"Hello?"
"Ah, Alex, thank god. We need you in, ASAP - club's in a bit of a mess...try not to watch the news before you get here."
With that, the line went dead...what the hell was going on? I shaved quickly, threw on what looked like it could pass for the business casual look the club demanded of all employees, and glugged a glass of milk on my way to the front door.
"I should be home for tea, dear! See you soon!"
There was no response...I shrugged it off - she was probably in the bath or something...
Woman loved a bath.
"Alex? Alex....ALEX, for god's sake, wake up!"
Grudgingly, I rolled onto my side, hiding from the noise which shattered my dreams of league title glory. From somewhere, a light burned through my eyelids, and as I came to, my wife's face swam into view
"you CANNOT be late again, Alex; your phone has been non-stop since about 6am, and i'm sick of it. Make the calls you need to make and then go!"
6am? That's far too early for it to be normal club business. I dropped my feet lightly onto the floor, swinging a shirt around my shoulders and padding across to the bedroom's window. Checking through my notifications, I sighed. Candy Crush, Peggle, Pirate Kings, Facebook...all nonsense. I was about to throw my phone back onto the bed, when it rang again: Keith Millen, the club's Assistant Manager.
"Hello?"
"Ah, Alex, thank god. We need you in, ASAP - club's in a bit of a mess...try not to watch the news before you get here."
With that, the line went dead...what the hell was going on? I shaved quickly, threw on what looked like it could pass for the business casual look the club demanded of all employees, and glugged a glass of milk on my way to the front door.
"I should be home for tea, dear! See you soon!"
There was no response...I shrugged it off - she was probably in the bath or something...
Woman loved a bath.