BREAKING NEWS: YOUTUBER JOKER AARON HAS BECOME MANAGER OF FEYENOORD
I've just stepped off the plane from Trenton, and boy has that flight been long. I'm glad to be back on the ground, and Rotterdam is an interesting place, with rivers running through the city and modern architecture filling the skyline.
I get into my sports car, a orange corvette, and head fifteen minutes away to the Sportcomplex, where I'll be meeting my new team. The contract had already been worked out in Trenton, now I was getting my first managerial job.
See, my name is Joker Aaron and I'm the world's most popular football blogger as well as FIFA youtuber. I'd never managed before but at 21 I knew more about football than most of the real managers did. I had submitted over fifty applications to open managerial jobs, and nine clubs had replied with offers.
Feyenoord, Dinamo Zagreb, Crystal Palace, Rayo Vallecano, Red Star, Partizan, CSKA, and Chivas. I decided to go to Feyenoord and try and return the club to European glory before jumping to a bigger premier club and maybe managing the team I support, FC Bayern Munchen.
I walk into the training grounds and see that the team is playing a scrimmage match, and I stop to watch. It's clear we have work to do to contend with PSV and Ajax, but we're still in pole position for Europe and if we are good down the stretch, we can win the title.
One of our wingers nutmegs our starting RB before sending a cross that flies out of bounds and hits me in the chest as I catch the ball. Yeah, it's clear I have a lot of work to do.
