Shock and Awe
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HAMILTON 1-1 CELTIC | SCOTTISH PREMIER LEAGUE
CELTIC 2-0 CHELSEA | CHAMPIONS LEAGUE GROUP STAGES
CELTIC 2-0 ROSS COUNTY | SCOTTISH PREMIER LEAGUE
DUNDEE 1-1p CELTIC | BETFRED CUP QTR FINAL
RANGERS 0-2 CELTIC | SCOTTISH PREMIER LEAGUE
PARIS SAINT GERMAIN 1-1 CELTIC | CHAMPIONS LEAGUE GROUP STAGES
CELTIC 1-2 HIBERNIAN | SCOTTISH PREMIER LEAGUE
September has been a testing month but my word what a load of performances! I'm in complete awe and I don't know whether to think our results have come from luck or from ability and try hard. We've put blood sweat and tears in and I couldn't be more proud of the team.
As expected we are through to the next round of the BetFred cup after beating Dundee unconvincingly on penalties however a win is a win and I'll take them however they come. Our weakened side was tested by our relatively good opponents who performed well on the day.
We've slipped up in the league a lot after a 100% record held last month which is disappointing. No one could answer the problem in the Hamilton game we tried and tried but could not breakthrough until late on after being held back by a Darian Mckinnon goal. Leigh Griffiths equalized late in the game but also managed to get himself sent for an early bath.
Not the best way to get yourself into my team, but he did earn us a point.
Hibernian was another write off, this game came at the end of a congested and hard testing group of games, a 2-1 loss is not ideal but after our champions league performances which I'm sure you're all dying to hear about...I'll cut the lads some slack.
Up first was of course the Chelsea game and I myself went into this thinking we had no hope. After going with a 4-2-3-1 for all of our games leading up to this big challenge, I decided to change things up to add some more reinforcements in defense.
We got off to a really good start and held possession well, Chelsea in turn hit back with a string of good chances but failed to make them pay. At half time, out of no where we were awarded a penalty. You won't see me complaining. In fact you'll see my running to celebrate with the lads as Scott Sinclair nets it. Unbelievable!!
In the second half our luck only got better, Azpilicueta got himself sent off and we were very much on the front foot. Chelsea had little to nothing worth of note after that and it was all us. Patrick Roberts finished the Boys in Blue off by stretching out to a low cross in from a wide a player - Tierney. What a crazy way to start our campaign!!
Next we had Paris Saint Germain but in between the two European matches we took on Ross county who we thumped 2-0 and Rangers.
The Old Firm! I was waiting for this one. I'd heard great things, I'd never experienced it myself but I have to say it lived up to expectation. We won 2-0 on the night and sent the fans home very happy. I'm sure we left a nasty taste in the Rangers fans mouth's...But who cares? We had Griffiths and an Ajer bullet header to thank for this memorable victory.
The biggest test of the month (I know, it gets bigger? Really?) As we all know was PSG. A team who somehow bought Neymar for a stupid 200 odd million. I could only dream of that with 5 million in the bank. Anyway...
We set up for this one in a 4-1-4-1. I was hoping to keep them out for as long as possible but it turns out my efforts were fruitless.
Yes, the 200 Million pound player scored just 10 minutes into the game. But this is where things get a bit crazy.
We held on for the next 80 minutes. 80 MINUTES!! Against Cavani and Neymar. I was actually happy with that, after a poor start we kept them out so well for so long. But what came next was just all too unreal.
90 minutes were upon us and we were going home with nothing. Oh no, I don't think so. The fourth official signaled for 3 minutes of extra time. Those three minutes seemed like a lifetime but I'd happily sit through them again if it meant I could see Stuart Armstrongs outrageous goal.
The last kick of the bar!! Out of no where, Armstrong cuts in from the wing. He was going no where, no one in support. So what do you do in that position? Well Stuart Armstrong shoots he rattles the bar and he fucking scores!!!!! Off the bar and in, what an absolute belter!!!
The fans went absolutely crazy! I had never seen anything like it in my life. The whole team ran over to me and had me on the floor in seconds, more and more piling on top even from the bench. The noise was ear piercing.
After things calmed down (Slightly) The referee blew his whistle. The fans were still going crazy and the PSG players didn't know what to do!
This was a big moment for the whole club. Have some of that Neymar!! That's the Scottish for you I guess. Pure determination right till the final whistle.
I will never forget this.