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DA B3ZT ST0RRY EVA FAM!(PARODY STORY)

QUALITY!
Started on 7 September 2012 by blue is the colour
Latest Reply on 10 September 2012 by Atreidas
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HIYA, AND WELCUM TO MA STORY ON FOTBAL MANAGERR I AM USING CHELSKI AND DOIN W3LL GUD.
S0 IN MA FIST SASON I CAM FRST UND WENT UNBAATENN.
IN D NET SEASON I WON DA LEEEEEEG AGEN BUT I LOST ONCE DIS TIME I TINK THEY WER CHEATEN THO!
NA IN D TURD TESON I WON AGEN FAM. BUT A SOLD RONNIE C COS HES SHIT NA.
O YE A FORGOT TO TEL U DAT I GOT RONALDO FOR 20MILL IN T 1ST SEASON COZ IM A CHEATING CUNT.
SO THATS MA STORY SO FAR STAY TUN3D 4 NEW UPDATES FAMALAM!
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Ah, i see you enjoyed the read. May i ask you something though? As you are clearly not from my area of the United kingdom can i just ask if you understand some of the slang like "FAMALAM" or "NA"?
I took one look at this and thought...

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkbifyRGNq1qdo7yb.png

You will get loads of readers like that.
Haha only made this because jimgooner asked me to make a story so i gave him this and he had a very good laugh about it!
Man, I'd love to see you going on, how about signing Messi too and him and Ronaldo be friends? good story :P
*clap* *clap*
blue is the colour : Haha only made this because jimgooner asked me to make a story so i gave him this and he had a very good laugh about it!

The way you've chosen to start writing this story is against our terms of use. However, I'm willing to let it be as an exception since it's intended to be a parody, but you should retype it without using all caps. OK?
#65497 blue is the colour : HIYA, AND WELCUM TO MA STORY ON FOTBAL MANAGERR I AM USING CHELSKI AND DOIN W3LL GUD.
S0 IN MA FIST SASON I CAM FRST UND WENT UNBAATENN.
IN D NET SEASON I WON DA LEEEEEEG AGEN BUT I LOST ONCE DIS TIME I TINK THEY WER CHEATEN THO!
NA IN D TURD TESON I WON AGEN FAM. BUT A SOLD RONNIE C COS HES SHIT NA.
O YE A FORGOT TO TEL U DAT I GOT RONALDO FOR 20MILL IN T 1ST SEASON COZ IM A CHEATING CUNT.
SO THATS MA STORY SO FAR STAY TUN3D 4 NEW UPDATES FAMALAM!

still a better love story then twilight.

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