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Newcastle: Going Brazilian

Started on 2 January 2013 by ForestLAD
Latest Reply on 2 January 2013 by ForestLAD
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Good morning, I would like to introduce myself to you as Jacque Bulton. French ancestors, English citizen, but lived in brazil since the age of 18.

How I ended up with the Newcastle job, is a mystery, bearing in mind I punched a club legend and slept with his wife! I was out in Rio, Brazil. Dancing with the local girls, drinking more vodka than the poputlation of Russia! I saw him when I was on my 27th shot. This man was a striker, very talented, set a goals record. I played centre defence, for Newcastle's youth team, it was my team, the under 18's versus the reserves. The man was my marking partner. I had the ball in the 91st minute when 'that tackle' came in, breaking both my legs. Alan Shearer's booming voice rattled in my ear drums, "get up lad, that was a great tackle!" He didn't know what had happened, I knew the truth. My career was over.

I hid away in brazil, got my coaching badges. Parties every night. I went to Rio for the carnival, it was at this great party that I saw him again. I greeted him with a left hook and as blood poured from his nose, I grabbed his wife and went into my hotel.

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