The Fire-Breathing Lions

'Shock news here in London where, after his astonishing achievement of winning the Champions League and FA Cup, Roberto Di Matteo has been sacked from his role of manager of the club. Roman Abramovich is said to have told him that it was a fluke and that 'even he could have won it'. Speculation as to who would take over was short-lived, with Josep Guardiola and Jose Mourinho named among the main...Pardon...Ok...Alright...Well I have just heard from our sources that the new manager will be Dennis Wise. We will have more on this when this is confirmed.'

The legend of tackling and foul play back at Stamford Bridge; that is an interesting twist. Good luck with the story.

Dennis Wise is an ex-English central-midfielder famous for his aggression and highly-competitive style of play. He played 21 times for England, scoring once on his debut. He is best known for his 11 year spell at Chelsea where he became the club's most successful captain in their history (since overtaken by John Terry.

Wise gradually became player-manager at Millwall, before becoming manager at Southampton, Swindon and then a two-year spell at Leeds United. He left Leeds for a chief-executive role at Newcastle United, which didn't work out. Since then he has done some media punditry but has been mainly out of football.

He will finally be making his return to possibly his favourite club.

Having met my staff, everyone decided to f*ck off because they were scared of me, so I told the tw*ts that they could leave. Obviously my first target will be to sign my new back room staff. I still had contacts and I had a brilliant team in mind.

As for the players, my main targets will probably be these:

Target 1



I have always rated Cristian Eriksen very highly, especially whenever I have seen him play. He is a real talent and a very good dribbler. I would love to bring him to the club.

Target 2



The German Lars Bender is a very strong figure to have in midfield. He would bring some strength and backbone to my team, and I just personally see a lot of myself in him.

Target 3



Neven Subotic would be a really good player to have as I have quite a shaky defence. He is aerially very good and also good physically.

My main players to sell are these:

Florent Malouda
John Obi Mikel
Daniel Sturridge
Fernando Torres

Having been able to build my backroom staff up, I think I have built fantastic teams in both my Senior and Under 18 coaching teams.

My senior coaches:



My under 18 coaches:



Pre-season has been going well so far with some average results against poor teams, but great results against harder opposition. The tactics being trained are coming along nicely, and the squad are all great to work with.



My top 2 targets (Lars Bender and Cristian Eriksen) have both been signed. After speaking to the media about both of them, they became unhappy and were transfer listed. Bender was signed for £17.75 million, and Eriksen for £17 million. Unfortunately, Subotic will not leave, so I might change to look at Joel Matip or Kyriakos Papadopoulos both from Schalke. Matip would be cheaper but has less potential than Papadopoulos.

What do you guys think: Matip or Papadopoulos?

Papadoupulous for sure Good start by the way, Christian Eriksen is brilliant if you can sign him!

I have gone for Papa and another young centre-back

Great start Joe, you can never go wrong with a club legend(Wisey). I want to know, how many coaches do you have to get such a good rating in each area?

I just (having played with so many teamst this year) know a lot of the high starred coaches that you can get with Chelsea.

5 Star Fitness:

Paul Winsper
Elio Carravetta
Flavio Trevisan
Antonio Pintus
Di Salvo

Tactics:

Cruijff
Andy Crosby

Attacking:

Sergio Zanetti
Cruijff

Shooting:

Rodolfo Borrell

Ball Control:

Valdir de Moraes

Defending:

Warren Joyce

Keepers (handling):

Oscar Rodriguez

Keepers (shot stopping):

Lollichon who I have already

Sorry Guys,

Just tried to play again and my f***ing brother has deleted the save. I am so angry at the moment. Sorry for it going again.