Rory Johnson's Story

Breaking News

We have just recieved some news that will be a shock for everyone as succesful Swansea City manager Michael Laudrup resigned. Sources say Laudrup was "Fed Up" of how players was treating him and left in a black Audi. Sources also say unknown Englishman Rory Johnson is "On His Way" to Liberty Stadium.

3 Hours Later

Its confirmed folks Huw Jenkins announced Johnson will be Laudrup's successor. Johnson will be next seen in a press confrence next week.

I would've thought Shaun Shepherd was much more likely candidate, so Rory Johnson is an absolute shocker!

2013-04-08 20:36#90808 a_esbech : I would've thought Shaun Shepherd was much more likely candidate, so Rory Johnson is an absolute shocker!

I thought he was going to get the job too, Swansea dont know what they are missing

RJ - Rory Johnson
J - Journalist

J - Welcome to Liberty Stadium! What is the first thought of Wales?

RJ - It's like my Mum They both smell of piss.

J - Intresting thoughts Mr Johnson. What do you think of the squad?

RJ - I need to buy a striker because Shecter is bloody awful.

J - Ok... Any targets in mind for and positions?

RJ - Well Fierro and Barazite.

J - Thank You for your time Mr Johnson!