2013-05-20 17:31#103098 lolbaconboy :
Dear Diary
Today, I used my 1,000 left over from the last few weeks, and bought myself 1KG of Jaffa Cakes. I ate it. It was nice. Oh yeah, Liam Brocksleby and Jaco Costa Santos came over last weekend and we went to a paintball party, I hit Jaco right in the balls and he swore REALLY loudly. There was a kids Laser Tag party nearby and he had to say sorry after a shouting from one of the parents. It was funny. He got really pissed off at me in the car, in which he discussed his future club with Liam. I bought him some drinks at the bar. He took them but he was still annoyed at me. So I did what I should do. I walked in, and paid the woman and told her, "It's for him," while pointing at Jaco. She nodded, and a few minutes after, she came out, holding out Jaco's Happy Meal. He was so happy!!! Then we went to a strip club and me and Liam got laid with two of the hotties EACH straight away. Jaco was wondering why the same didn't happen to him, then Liam told him, "Put away you Happy Meal box, and you might have a chance!" He did so, and the same happened to him as it did with Liam and I.
~Henri Ho
I'm telling you now, that Happy Meal was nice
I shouldn't have put it down