2 Sugars Please Mrs B
'Ding Dong'. I rang the doorbell and my beautiful wife Karine opend the door with a big smile for me and just as she was about to shut the door a voice cried out.
"Hello Mrs B".
I looked at Karine. She looked back. She was not impressed.
"Hello Dodsy" she murmered as she walked back into the kitchen. "How do you want your tea's"?
"2 sugars please Mrs B" Doddsy replied.
We sat down and we cracked open our first can of Carling for the night wich was well how can you say...... SHIT.
"Mike!" shouted Karine. "Come here I want to speak to you".
"On my way darling" I replied.
I entered to see Karine head to toe in a skin tight leather outfit sitting on the table. She had he legs spread out wide and pointed at me and told me to come over.
"Come here big boy" she wispered.
I walked over and I put my hands on her waist and pulled her towards me. I then proceded to glide my hand from her neck down to her arse.
"I love you" she wispered.
She then wrapped her legs around my waist and pressed her body up to mine tightly.
"Whats for tea Mrs B" said Doddsy as he burst in on us.
"Doddsy cant you see were a bit busy here"!
"Sorry boss but I do fancy that Steak and Onion Pie on the side there"
I looked at Karine and well her face said it all really.
We later sat down to watch the news with Doddsy and he got comfy on the sofa with a bowl of popcorn.
'HODGSON SACKED AS ENGLAND MANAGER'
We rose out of our seats as quickly as Usain Bolt and we were in dibelief.
"Turn it up Doddsy" I shouted.
I could not belive it. England had gone so downhill since I left them all those years ago. I had taken them to the World Cup semi-final and that was a great achivement for the nation.
"Who do you think will get it boss"? asked Doddsy.
"I dont know son, I dont know".
*RING RING*
