Since Im getting bored by PSV, and FM14 wont come quickly, I will try an english LLM.
My choice to be is FC United, a community owned club, and I have a whole list of challenges.
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Challenge(s):
Get FC United of Manchester to the Premiership in as few seasons as possible.
Beat Manchester United in a competitive game.
Beat Manchester City in a competitive game
Win the English Premier League.
Win the English Championship
Win the English League 1
Win the English League 2
Win the English Conference National
Win the English Conference North
Win the English Northern Premier League Premier Divison
Win the FA Cup.
Win the League Cup.
Win the Community Shield
Win the Football League Trophy
Win the FA Trophy
Win the Conference League Cup
Win the Northern Premier League Challenge Cup
Win the Champions League.
Win the Champions League more times than Man Utd and Man City combined (currently stands at 3x).
Win the World Club Cup.
Increase FC United's club value higher than Man Utd's and Man City's.
Own your own Stadium.
Become a legend at the Club.
Gain top Training Facilities.
Gain top Youth Facilities.
Make club finances show as Rich.
Have a player gain a Cap for England.
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Of course this will be a typical Michael story, so expect quite some laughs
New Boardmember makes big promises
Crazy ass maniacal Dutchie Michael de la Parra has been appointed as new manager of FC United, the community run club. The appointment of the new manager is met with a lot of sceptisicm without the footballing world, which wouldn't surprise loads of people.
Mentally unstable manager Michael de la Parra is born on 19 december 1987 in the Dutch town of Groningen, where he grew up to be the most insane criminal in Dutch history to date. Having dodged multiple accusations of aggrevated assualt, around 52.000 attempts of murder, numerous account of rape and attempted sexual assault, beastiality, illegal possession of firearms, links to several terrorist organisations, and being linked to multiple terrorists attacks, he never went to jail, mostly because there were no witnesses to testify after they have been named.
The new Manager had announced that he is gonna make FC United of Manchester the biggest club in the world, with, according to his own words, "all means necessary". What this means and how stable the club will be the upcoming time will remain a mystery, but English lawyers and prosecutors have already made new advertisements in local newspapers in and in the surroundings of the Manchester/Liverpool area.