What if I told you he isn't real?
Yes. Upon the creation of the game, one of the developers decided to implement a "cheat player". It wasn't a foreign concept: the first cheat players appeared for Cambridge United in '93 after the first season. His name, as you might be able to work out, is named after one of the scouts assigned to Portugal named him after "to Madeira", the city in Portugal (same place as Cristiano Ronaldo's birthplace).
Tó Madeira as 22 years old
Tó Madeira as 23 years old
Tó Madeira history stats
Tó Madeira as 28 years old
One record from The Telegraph, (yes, The Telegraph cares about this game), states he scored 67 goals in a season.
Even though he isn't real, he still lies as arguably the most famous player in the game.
And that, my friends, is the short-lived story of the legend that is To Madeira.