Hey guys, I'm back with yet another story. Don't worry, this will be my last story of FM13, no matter what happens. If I stick to this, you'll see it until the end of FM13. If I don't, well you won't see another story from me. A couple of days ago, Pixel posted a comment on my unemployed story. He said it was disappointing that it didn't take off, and that he was looking forward to it. I felt the same way. I just couldn't get into the save, and I was struggling to find motivation to write. Then I looked at my most popular story. It was the Diego Maradona one, which hit 19k views a couple of days ago. Looking back, this story was the most fun to write. However, It was arguably the story with the least writing. It was one of the 2 saves I had where the story revolved around the save and not vice versa. With this new story, I aim to replicate that. It will be much more fun and less serious than the others. Hopefully, It will be fun to read for you guys. The first update will be soon, so stay tuned.
I reach over to press the power button on my TV. The TV, a gigantic plasma screen, turns right on to... Nick Jr. Nick Jr. Are you serious? Who was watching Nick Jr? Was It Joelle, Quincy, Maxim, Sheyenne, Charmmayne, or Felicity? Yep, that's right, I have 6 children. 6 loud, obnoxious, children who think they can watch Nick Jr. As the lone parent in this house, I do not tolerate stupid little TV Shows. I turn the TV right on to Sky Sports, and lay back in my massage chair. Sky Sports is covering the performance of Andros Townsend right now, after his Man of the Match performance against Montenegro. Big Deal. Montenegro is tiny country. After showing Townsend's strike just about half a million times, they finally move on to a less enjoyable subject. yes, You guessed it. The annoying Chelsea snob, Jose Mourinho, is on the television, talking his ass off about how unlucky he is to lose to Basel and what a fluke it was and yada yada yada. Then he starts talking about me. I knew this would happen.
Jose, what do you think about the recent comments of Rudd Guillit about you opting not to play Juan Mata?
Well, I think that he should try managing if he knows everything about football. I'd like to see how he'd fare in the footballing world. I'd bet he could get relegated with Barcelona.
I ball my fists up in temporary rage, but wait. I smile. Next time, Jose Mourinho should watch his words, because Rudd Guillit is coming for you. Better run you little insolent ...