31.6.2012
Dear Diary,
Today my friend Frank Hartsuiker and me got offered a contract at Fleetwood Town by a passing scout, which was looking at the youth of the local clubs. He saw us footballing and decided to let us do some tests. 16 goals and some strong tackles later he asked us to come over to Fleetwood Town for a contract, and we may even get started at the beginning of the season.
We just moved ino our new apartment with view over the sea, now we'd only need to set up all the electronics and our gear, and we should be attending the first training i 2 weeks, so we can settle in our new environment and get a few drinks at the local bars. Luckily I have my fake ID, so I can get my beers everywhere.
Speak to you soon.
Haha, Fake ID. Good luck Michael
Good start and good luck Michael:)
Dear Diary
i as been few weeks since we last spoke. We finally have settled in our new house, and had some parties, including with the stats of "into the velley". The Dudesons are coming next week, and we already have arranged a meeting with Bony Blair to smoke something Dutch. You could say we have a busy nightlife.
The new players which arrived with us are coming into the team well. Bakkali and Mike Hunt came for supplying crosses to me, whilst Anthony vanden Borre and Dan Gilligan strenghtened the defence. Poor guysgetting overrun by me and Frank, which is already called Frank the Tank by most teammates due to his body posture. I only call him Frank the Skank, because of all the (wo)men he brings home.
The first seasn friendly's were quite OK too. I was asked to play against the reserves in the first match, I showed my class with 3 finishes, we won 6-0. Colwyn bay was a little bit tougher, but I came to the rescue with 1 goal and an assist. Sadly the Liverpool reserves did beat us, I was still hungover when playing, so I couldnt do shit. Kiddermeister was next, and after 4 matches Frank still hasn't played. Maybe he should have took the coach daughter to his home when the coach asking to bring his daughter back home. Scunthorpe was the last Friendly, and another goal by me.
See you soon, Im prepaing for the next cupmatch, after I bring this duo home.
Hopefully your season goes well.
Good start, good luck for the season
5-9-'12
Hey Diary.
It's been a month sine we last spoke, and boy, what a month it was. Frank the Skank picked up the usual amount of girls, including Susan Boyle. That poor bed didnt knew what was coming. When the water started running besides the stairs I was asking myself if she did cum, but the waterbed just broke due to the amount of weight and rocking back and forth.
I myself had some fun with some Irish friends. according to them we would go indoor-skiing, and drinking afterwards, watching a KuPS match. Nick and Niko were better in skiing, as Im more of a ballguy, but whilst drinking I had that many shots they just gave up.
We both had ou first matches, and we opened the season in the Capital One Cup. Bakkali with an hattrick, and with 1 assist on Bakkali, and the last goal by me we won 6-0. 1st Leaguematch was against Wycombe, winning 4-2. Mike Hunt had the hattrick this time, I had the 2nd goal.3rd match was against Soutend. Some good defending and some angry work of Frank in his first match lead to a 2-1 win, again an assist from me. Wimbledon was quite tough to beat after it, as we were all tired. Luckely I scored 2 and we won the game 2-1.
2nd round of the Capital One Cup was against Blackpool. in a Back-against-the-wall perfomerance we managed to get it to penalty kicks. 5 yellows in the gamefor my team, including for me and the 1-1 from me in the 50th minute, made the PK a heated business. Hunt missed the 4th PK, and Davies, the goalie kept a clean goal. so the 5th goal needed to get the score even at 4-4. with more power in the shot than Ronaldo's ego is big, I blasted it into the net. Frank missed after me the possible winning 6th, but Bakkali finished the 7th and we got through.
Last leaguematch I played before going to where I am now was against Torquay. We literally trashed them, a 6-0 win, a goal and an assist for me and Frank, and Bakkali again on form with another 2 goals. The Johnstone Paint Throphy 1st roundhas just finished a few hours ago with a 3-1 win for us. Frank needed the goals for his confidence, and he got 2.
After the match I heard that I wouldnt play the next 2 clubmatches, because I am selected for Holland U21, and that the next match is in 48 hours in Finland. Got to get to the plane, speak to you later.
Why am I not surprised of Susan Boyle making a waterbed :/?
