Thurrock relegated
Shite. We'd done so well to get off the bottom; and in the end it was a bloody points deduction that sent us down. We went rioting after. We were arrested by these two officers: Officer Burlington and Officer Accrington. We were imprisoned for 5 days. Everything had gone wrong. These four guys had just been released; they were excited by the prospect of football management. They mentioned Thurrock as a possibility. They better be bloody good; we need a swift return to the Isthmian Premier League.
Great start and good luck man
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One week later...
"You know what?" Matt started, "We should make a football club!"
"What the bloody hell gave you that idea?" I replied.
"There's a free space in the Southern League because Hinckley folded! We can join!"
"I suppose so... but where would we go? We would only be eligible for the Isthmian League!"
"Then we set it up somewhere else! There are many places to go!"
"But where?"
"I don't know... North Mymms! North Mymms Services!"
"Okay. I'll look it up..."
And that is how North Mymms Services FC were formed.
2014-01-17 21:40#155347 BayernAmerica :
Great start and good luck man
Thanks! It's not going to be easy, this one!
Thanks you lot; let's hope that North Mymms Services don't fuck up big time (although that's inevitable)!
After that...
"Now, we've got a few more decisions to make," began Matt, "such as the owner, the badge, the kit colour..."
"That guy... you know, wotisname, err... Andrrew J. Walker, that's it! He'd be a great owner!" I said.
"Brilliant! I'll call him soon. Now, what of the kit colour?"
"Green and grey."
"Pretty random, but okay. We can sort the badge another time (I'll ask Alexandra), but it must have something to do with Hertfordshire."
Perfect. We managed to sign most of the ex-Hinckley players who were looking for jobs. We have also got Andrrew J. Walker as the owner! He'll be brilliant. There's a few problems, though; we still need kits, and there is no service station in North Mymms. There's one in South Mimms, however. For our badge, we're going to use the one below, only in grey and green.
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Dude nice start and I am looking forward to reading this
2014-01-28 13:12#157181 jasonvilla4ever :
Dude nice start and I am looking forward to reading this
Thanks. I'm sure you will
hate this story soon, though!
OH MY GOD!! We played our first match today, in the Southern League against St. Albans. WE WON 3-2!!!! Heskeynator, Zapping Swaginho and Eoin O' Raghailligh scored for us!! AJW was in attendance and said that he wasn't happy as he once started a story on FMScout with St. Albans. We'll probably be in a relegation battle, but, as it stands, we're fourth.
You know a story will be good when the first word is 'Shite.'
