Defender is Wonathon Joodgate, Woodgate look-alike.
A striker: English, white/tanned, smallish poacher, so about 176 cm tall and about 74 kg, right footed. Name: Declan Burns.
Manager is a balding 40 year old who is really strict he is called Brian McClough, he Inverness fan whohates the firm clubs, hates england scottish patriot
A goalkeeper: Greek-Cypriot, really quite tall; excellent ability, left -footed. Name: Petros Constantinos
Winger is Yolo Swaggins, a young chinese kid who is really small and skinny with an afro
I will contribute a central midfielder named Jon Snow, hailing from the frigid northern nation of Finland. Jon Snow is 6'4" and 170 lbs, a tall fellow, certainly, boasting curly black hair. He knows nothing.
Hailing from the tropical rainforests of Bulgaria, although half-French due to his mother's origins, full back Asexei Manov-Theriot is 6"2 and 210 lbs. He's bald and has what many would refer to as a "conehead". He doesn't defend, he destroys. Also, he doesn't speak a word of English, not even so much as a "hello".
10 year old midfielder from Spain. He thought he was going to be the next Xavi, except that he was 6'7" and didn't know how to play. The coaches made him stand in the middle of defence and stick his leg out every couple of minutes.
His new team's matches are now all sold out, because, where else would you see a 6'7" Spainard, who looks Chinese and has red hair play? (Btw, now he is 22)
His new team's matches are now all sold out, because, where else would you see a 6'7" Spainard, who looks Chinese and has red hair play? (Btw, now he is 22)
An English winger called Clive Swift who is 18 years old. Not much is known about him other than his name. He is very fast but has hardly any ability when it comes to shooting.
He's only 5"7 and throws a tantrum when he gets tackled.
He has short brown hair and a stubble which he refuses to shave off.
He's only 5"7 and throws a tantrum when he gets tackled.
He has short brown hair and a stubble which he refuses to shave off.
I wonder if I should take this just as seriously as you lot 
(It's not a complaint I like your creativity)
(It's not a complaint I like your creativity)
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