Seeing as all of my previous stories, as well as most of my saves, have ended in complete failure, it doesn't seem to make sense that I continue a story where I have to make success. Therefore, this story will be a little different to other stories on this site.
I will make a man from America, call him Kirk Smeaton, and make him manage football clubs in England despite him having poor knowledge of the game. As a result, I can guarantee how this story is going to turn out. Comedic failure.
Please don't wish me luck in doing this story, it will be lots better if I don't have any.
The American man is not exactly living the American dream at the moment. He thought that 'Vacancy at Nottingham Forest Football Club' meant his native football that primarily uses the hand. Nevertheless, he has ended up with the job, and this is his very first meeting with the chairman of the club. This chairman is from the Middle East. This isn't destined to end well.
Al-Hasawi - Chairman
Smeaton - Manager
Firstly, thank you for accepting the offer to join our club as a manager
Yo welcome, I plan to make Nottinghill Forresters the pride of London
Nottinghill Forresters?
Yea, Nottinghill Forresters
You are thinking of the wrong club, this is Nottingham Forest, we play in Nottingham, not London
Aren't we in London?
Moving on, how do you think you can lead the team in the next season?
I think I can take Nottinghill Forresters to the EPL World Championship.
The EPL is ice hockey...
So the important bit, how much money are you giving me to spend?
For promotion to the premier league, we will give you £7m.
WHAT?!
British football is different to America. Tactics on the pitch work better than throwing money at the club.
So what tactics should I have then?
We encourage attacking football.
Does that mean I have to tell the team to take goal shots all the time?
Goal shots? I think you'd better talk to your assistant now.
May I ask, where are you from?
Come in David, for the love of God, come in!!!
