Family Vacation - Interrupted.
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Now I'm retired from football, I can now relax. As much as I'm going to miss being up early and going to the training ground, I can get used to this, relaxing and living a stress-free life.
I've decided to book tickets for the whole family to go to Spain, Madrid to be precise, and no, I'm not going there to manage Real Madrid, in fact I'm going no where near the Bernabéu, I'm just going to Madrid with my family for a few weeks to relax and clear my mind about all this 'management' business Sir Alex said I should go into.
We packed our bags and set off to the airport.
"Good morning everyone and welcome to 5 live sport, this morning we will be discussing the potential successors of Sir Alex Ferguson."
I heard the boys in the back of the car talking quietly about who should be Sir Alex's successor, and quite frankly, I wanted them to shut up. I've come on holiday to get away from all this!
"Dad! Switch the radio up would you?"
I hesitated, I know that Brooklyn supports United, as do I, but I really didn't want to listen to this.
I sighed and switched up the radio.
"I think it'll be David Moyes, he is a good friend of Ferguson and I reckon he'll suit United well."
Huh, yeah right, Appointing David Moyes? That'll be a laugh.
"I think it'll be Jurgen Klopp honestly. He's a great young manager with a lot of potential and I reckon the United job would suit him."
Jurgen Klopp? That would be a decent appointment, I rate him highly after the job he has done at Dortmund.
"I think it'll be David Beckham. Apparently he met Ferguson at a coffee shop and offered him the United job."
Uh, what. I stopped the car and turned up the radio.
"It seems legit, as many of the people in the coffee shop saw them both together talking about Manchester United and the waitress saw the words 'Manchester United' on a piece of paper in what looks like Ferguson's handwriting."
I can't believe it, I can't believe they found out so quick.
"Dad! You're the new manager?"
"No, no I'm not Brooklyn."
"But the radio just said that you were with..."
"I'm not Brooklyn!"
He shut up then and quietly whispered "Sorry", I quickly smiled at him and continued the journey to the airport.
We passed through security easily and headed off to the plane, finally a chance to clear my mind. I need this. We all need this.
The journey there was smooth, I had a long rest on the plane and soon enough we arrived. The weather there was absolutely beautiful, reminded me of my playing days back at Madrid, makes a change from the weather in England, that's for sure.
We headed off to our hotel which was brilliant, the view, the rooms and the food looked perfect.
We unpacked and headed straight off the the beach, which was close by to the hotel as we could see it from our balcony.
We found a perfect spot on the beach with a lot of space, Me and Victoria lay down and enjoyed the sun whilst the kids were either in the sea or were building sand castles, whereas Brooklyn was chatting to some Spanish girls beside us.
"This is the life."
Victoria looked at me and smiled.
"It is Dave, it is. How long are we staying here for?"
"I wish I could say forever, but probably a few weeks."
She smirked and carried on sunbathing whereas I got up and help the kids build a mighty sandcastle near the sea.
We heard a huge noise coming from the sea and as I looked over in the distance, we saw a few speedboats heading towards our direction.
We stepped back as the speedboats came closer and hit the beach, crushing our sandcastle which we spent quite a bit of time making.
I was furious.
"Hey! What do you think you're doing? You've just destroyed our..."
I was speechless, as stood before me was someone I never expected to be here.
"Hello David."
"Good morning Alex."
"Nice weather here huh?"
"Look Alex, what do you want? Can't you see me and my family are enjoying our vacation here?"
"I can see that, but David, you'll have to tell them to pack their bags once again."
"Why?!"
"Because David, as of today, you are the new Manchester United manager."
"But I haven't signed anything...?"
"I know, and now is your chance."
He handed me a contract and a black pen, do I want to do this? Sacrifice my vacation and go and manage the biggest club in England?
I signed on the dotted line and Alex shook my hand before getting back on the speedboat, I had to go and tell my family which wasn't the easiest of tasks.
What have I got myself into...