Breaking News!

Middlesbrough F.C. have just fired there manager Aitor Karanka and he has been replaced by a FM Scout legend named PC Plod.

PC Plod is well known for his famous line: Suck a poo. The board of Boro are hoping that PC Plod can make the club in to a stable Premier League club. PC Plod has told us that it would be hard to reach the BPL in the first season but its not impossible. We asked a Middlesbrough fan about his opinion he told us to suck a poo and then just walked away. We wish Middlesbrough good luck. We also asked Alan Shearer for his opinion but he just laughed.


More on this later on Skysport

suck a poo

This should be fun

Interview:
Gibson- Why should you be manager of Boro?
Plod- I'm the greatest suck a poo
Gibson- YOU'RE HIRED!!!

This PC Plod guy has become an FM Scout legend ahaha!

The day has finally come the first training i cant wait for it to start lets walk to the lads

PC Plod: Hello guys im your new manager PC Plod
Daniel Ayala: Your the PC Plod
PC Plod: Yes i am
Daniel Ayala: Im your bigest fan
PC Plod: Thats great but now lets start with some training

It was a fine training now lets look at the squad i have some good players lets look at them.




Im looking forward to the friendlies!

good luck

OOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG! Pc Plods following your story! lol. You should feel so privileged.

Now finaly we get some games lets take a look at the results im hoping for some good results and no injurys my players need to be fit for the Leicester game.


Pre-Season stats:





Results:


That are some decent results lets hope to keep this form going in the competition its a shame we didn't win the Gladbach match do 5 out of 5 would have been great.

Pre-Season Awards

It's time for the Pre-Season awards its a big honor to present to you the first PC Plod Pre Season award show!

The suck a poo cup (top Scorer of the pre-season):
Danny Graham with 6 goals in 4 games including a hattrick against Brechin

Plod Cup (most assist in the pre-season):
THe Plod goes to Kei Kamara who assisted 4 goals in the pre season

Golden Poo: (best player of the pre-season):
My pick for the Golden poo was Danny Graham just because he scored 6 goals and he also got 3 assist lets hope he'll be good in the Championship too.

As hilarious as that is mate, we do need to stop taking the piss
Any way, great results, will be looking forward to the start of the season!

good pre season hopefully a good season to come from it

The legend is following this!