RS - Robbie Savage (Green)
AJ - Andrew Jenkins (Carlisle United Chairman)
SP - Steve Phillips (Red)
JB - James Berrett (Blue)
KH - Kevan Hurst (Orange)
JC - Jamie Carragher (Yellow)
VO - Vadaine Oliver (Purple)
RS: “Hello Andrew, is James on his way?”
AJ: “Sure he is, he’s just packed his bags and he’s giving his goodbyes. Robbie, he’s one of our best players. Make good use of him… it would a shame for us to beat you today in James’ first match?” *chuckles* (as Carlisle play Crew later that day)
RS: “Mate, you can f*ck right off. Thanks for James, but do you really think I’m going to let my players accept to lose to a team like Carlisle? Jog on.”
AJ: “Now I know why people want me to avoid doing business with you, you’ve literally just bought one of our best players and you end up treating me like a pile of shite. Hope you “Railwaymen” go down to League Two, mugs.”
RS: *laughing*
JB: “Hey boss, how are you? It’s great to be here, and I want to get started immediately. What time does training start?”
RS: “I don’t expect you to play against Carlisle tonight, but I want you to train with the squad today so come along.” *hugs, pat on the back*
KH: “Jamie! You’ve signed too?!”
RS: “Lads, you know each other?”
JB: “Yeah, we played together at Carlisle in 2009/10. It’s great to have a friend I know here.”
RS: “That’s great boys, get some rest now! You’ll both be in the squad tonight but you won’t start.”
Both: “Cheers boss.”
JC: “Hi mate, how’s it going?”
RS: “JAMIE CARRAGHER! This is a surprise! You’ve accepted my offer as the u18 coach!”
JC: “Yes I have, and hopefully I will work my way up to becoming a coach or even a bloody assistant manager!” *chuckles*
RS: “haha! Anyways, I hope you like the facilities here so you can get to work ASAP. We have a big relegation fighting game today against Carlisle.”
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EMAIL: From: Football League -- To: Robbie Savage
“Due to not applying by the Financial Fair Play Rules and exceeding over the amount of wage budget, Crewe Alexandra will be placed under a transfer embargo.
Regards, the Football League”
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RS: “Shit! I’ve just broken the rules! Steve, Vadaine, in here now!”
SP: “Yes boss?”
RS: “Due to there being problems with some financial ruling at the club, I am saddened to tell you that we have to terminate your contract. Vadaine we have just got an offer from Rangers, you can review it - and hopefully you can leave as we need to offload some players.”
SP: “That is quite sad to hear boss but my career is coming to an end. It was great working with you, I’ll be packing my bags.”
VO: “Yeah, yeah yeah. The offer looks sound. I guess I’ll be packing up. Thanks Robbie, I know I haven’t scored any since you came but… football is a fickle game. Good luck, I’ll go say goodbye to the boys.”
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RS: “Now… I’ve just broken the rules. If the embargo stays until summer - we are screwed!”
James Berrett
Kevan Hurst