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Anthony McPartlin - The Next Messiah

Started on 28 May 2014 by cfcmarkt
Latest Reply on 31 May 2014 by Zap
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6 yearsEdited
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11th June 2013

It’s two weeks now, since I began my search for a managerial position. I sit staring at my phone waiting for the call that I crave only to be disappointed.

I sit back in my chair and turn on the television but still frantically check my phone using a twitch like motion. Then all of a sudden I see this.


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Sharply, I rang my agent, pestering him to keep an eye on the Newcastle job until he almost shouted down the phone.

He told me to get over myself, that ‘Newcastle would never employ me’ and that I should get a life and stop ruining his. Then I heard the phone disconnect.

I couldn’t think straight anymore I stormed to the nearest casino and began to gamble my money away, when I said red it went black and vice versa by the end of the night I was down on my knees.

I was kicked out, and had then stumbled into a bar opposite when a group of thugs surrounded me and pulled me outside...
YAY I will be a avid follower of this story the possibilities are endless
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2014-05-28 22:35#177299 jasonvilla4ever : YAY I will be a avid follower of this story the possibilities are endless
There will be many complex story lines
Good luck mate! A very good start!
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2014-05-29 07:19#177324 AAN : Good luck mate! A very good start!
Thanks mate.
good luck mate!
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2014-05-29 10:11#177343 fzemdegs : good luck mate!
Thanks.
An interesting choice of manager...this should be a good one to follow.
2014-05-29 12:47#177369 Jamesg237 : An interesting choice of manager...this should be a good one to follow.
thanks.
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6 yearsEdited
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13th June 2013

I woke up barely able breath due to prohibitively tight restraints wrapped forcefully around my chest.

In the distance I heard a ring followed by a voice, it was Simon Cowell who was screaming down the phone ‘Ant where are you, you’re 40 minutes late you f**king c**t. Wait til’ I f**king see you.’

As I dizzily stared at the dark grey walls I saw a figure approach me, he was built like a tank and had a voice to match. He told me ‘sorry, about last night but it had to be done’.

He signalled for a wider, fatter man to enter, the man I recognised as Mike Ashley, the owner of my favourite team.

He began to speak ‘I have a proposal for you Ant, I know about the gambling for I have been watching you, I will clear your debts if you come to Newcastle, to manage my club. But you see now I know of your debt you must come and you must keep my secret, I am a drug dealer and Newcastle United is used for money laundering.’

I was in a state of disbelief, my club was nothing more than a drug dealer’s tool but I had to accept now. I knew it was the only way I could survive.

(I apologise for the use of explicit language but it was required for the story.)
Can you imagine if Dec took over another club? ;)
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2014-05-29 16:13#177419 basham97 : Can you imagine if Dec took over another club? ;)
maybe he will. maybe he won't.
WOW this is interesting already, your doing an amazing job at writing this :)
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2014-05-29 16:26#177429 jasonvilla4ever : WOW this is interesting already, your doing an amazing job at writing this :)
Thanks a lot, if it's even half as good as your Man Utd story i'll be happy.
Very interesting start man, looking forward to seeing how the story progresses :P
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