17/7/2013

Feminist Party elected to parliament

In a shock election result, a feminist political group, with many radical proposals, have been elected as the ruling party in the United Kingdom.

20/7/2013

Football is 'a game for drunk sexists'

Proposal to take action on football

21/7/2013

Football unites against parliament

23/7/2013

All players in the Premier League released from their clubs

29/7/2013

The second coming?

I am the son of God, your savior, and I have raised from the dead. You will all enjoy peace and tranquillity for 1000 years until the apocalypse.

1000 years is, however, a long time, and I will get bored. So, having heard about the new act with every football player in the Premier League, I will now take control of one until the end.

Chelsea appoint Jesus as manager

Jesus has been appointed as Chelsea manager just days after the second coming of himself, and the act which released all players from their clubs.

Jesus, with no previous football experience, is no shock to have become manager, having admitted that he would have become bored waiting a millennium for the apocalypse.

He will now need to build a team for Chelsea, and hopefully win everything with it.

hahahahahahhah, your stories keep gettin' crazier (:

Jesus as manager?! These stories just get crazier XD