Tarob: Management In Football To Make Benefit Glorious Nation Nigeria

Hello my name a Tarob from Nigeria

I used to be President of big country Nigeria you know? ahahah Nice. I am very rich i buy lot of things for me.

I retired because job to stress but i have money so. I go to Kazakhstan match in Kazakhstan they play Canada I see Kazakhstan manager he name a Borat. We talk.

He is Central Asian man, with very high voice.

"I am a big fan of your work. You will make a great manager of Kazakhstan." I said

"You think that! Very nice!"

"I would like to do that in my country, Nigeria. I think there is a job opening there for manager."

"You follow in my footsteps?"

"Yes, you are a role model in Africa."

"Really?! Wa-Wa-Wee-Wa! I notice you have same nose as my father."

"It's a big nose isn't it? It's from my fathers line, I think he is from Kazakhstan."

"Very nice!"

"His name was Boltok."

"My father called Boltok! His full name is Boltok the Rapist."

"No way..."

It is because of this that I am now the manager of the whole nation of Nigeria. I will now win everything, and then beat Niger by loads.

AUTHORS NOTES
I want to thank Tallery first for the amazing banner.

In the following post i will show you Nigeria's team most of you know some of the players i certainly do as i'm Nigerian my self .

If you did not get Borat's or Torab's writing i met him at a Kazakhstan match we are brothers since their father is a rapist, Boltolk.

I will talk through Torab through this story and i hope everyone enjoys it.
My first match is against Ethopia African Cup Qualifier i will post the squad in the next post.

Check out Borat's stroy btw or Qwertyman. http://www.fmscout.com/q-13215-Borat-Management-In-Football-To-Make-Benefit-Glorious-Nation-Kazakhstan.html

My first match against Ethopia it African Qualification for World Cup we already qualify so i don't care if we loose

GOALKEEPERS:

DEFENDERS:

EMENIKEEEEEEE!

This match was very nice i like how we play i say this before match

"Hello team we go to World Cup already but still win or i kill you"

"OK!"

They look scared i don't know why



We win 4-0 John Utaka score 3 goals i think that call Hat-trick

Silly English

Our next match vs Ivory Coast they ask us to play they call Friendly why friendly?

Ivory coast they lie to me they cancel friendly i play them in World Cup Qualify Final wut.

They lie to me they say i play friendly match they say i qualify for world cup already wut.

We loose 4-0 we don't go to World Cup anymore :'(

Borat and me talk

"Hi Borat we don't go to world cup we lose Ivory Coast"

"WHAT WHY. Now you have wait 4 years till next cup"

I crying now 4 years is very long

Brazil also ask me for match they say friendly again i have to play at Brazil we have no passport how we go?

Author Notes
I am actually sad i never made the World Cup lol Damn hopefully we can get the better in other cups

Ou

We not going to World Cup so we play Host and i Very Happy for this Score!

We draw with one of the world best team i hear

We play Ivory Coast again? they give us second chance

They very nice they call 2nd Leg

Silly English

Try centralising the picture, makes it more professional Overall, good start.

Very nice win!

Country always invite us for matches so i say let us invite so we invite Spain to come Nigeria we play them before match me and Spain manager talk;

"Hi my name Tarob nice to meet you"

"Ola"

"wut"

End of convo i know understand Spain language so i use hand language i invite them to Nigeria party

I give them alcohol so they drunk before match so we can beat them they number 1 in world so very hard!


Alcohol almost work we play so well i happy for team i just want to say well done Nigeria Boys

After match me and Spain manager talk;

"Nice playing you good game bye"

"Chau!"

"wut"

Good like mate :). Nice story.