Hello, my name a Borat from Kazakhstan.
I used to be journalist, and I go to England and the United States and America, where I meet very nice people, and also Mr. Jesus.
I since retired, and I saw a game of football, and I think it's very nice. I became really interested, and I missed my wife's funeral. My father, Boltok the Rapist, would have definitely liked this game.
It is because of this that I am now the manager of the whole nation of Kazakhstan. I will now win everything, and then beat Uzbekistan by loads.
Firstly, thanks to Ziechael for the banner.
I will put a list of Kazakh players in another post. I'm sure that nobody on this website knows any Kazakh person apart from Borat.
If you didn't get Borat's writing there, he has been interested in football since he got back from America, and now he has been appointed as manager of Kazakhstan national football team.
I will write this story through Borat's eyes, and I hope to stop most European countries mopping the floor with Kazakhstan. I hope this story will last until FM15.
My first match is a friendly against Sudan.