Qwertyman is going back to weird stories.

I AM THE LUMINOUS BELLEND

I don't have a name, I am just the luminous bellend. I am going into football management, and I shall show every other manager how it is done.

AUTHORS NOTES:
Before you ask, I can't remember where this idea came from.

I will start unemployed, and I will work my way up the leagues to become the greatest luminous bellend of all time.

nice can't wait

An interesting choice of manager....good luck!