Daniel Levy's Totalitarian Reign

Daniel Levy is the most trigger-happy chairman in all of the English Premier League. He has had 10 managers in his 13 year reign, and after a month since the last hiring (with no games being played) Mr. Levy has sacrificed another manager to the gods. Argentine Mauricio Pochettino had a strong start to life in the Premier League, leading Southampton to 12th place in their first season returning to the top flight, and finishing 8th in his and their second respective season. A player firesale had led Pochettino to join the more ambitious Spurs. After a year of turmoil for a club that ultimately finished 6th, Spurs needed some stability, and it seemed as though the former Espanyol midfielder was the answer. However, for reasons only known to Daniel Levy, Pochettino had shown, in his month without matches or the majority of players due to World Cup action, that he was

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not suited to lead a club of our stature

. Thus, Mr. Levy, finally sick of the instability and of all the worthless managers, decided to take matters into his own hands. It has been announced on Tottenham's official website that

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It is with our greatest pleasure, that a man with such a plethora of footballing knowledge, is taking over the first team head coaching duties. Starting today, Daniel Levy will act as both Chairman and Manager of our football club, and we cannot think of a better candidate!

Levy went out of his way to assure that the staff will not necessarily be fired and the the players will not necessarily be sold, but that a majority of them would. Daniel Levy is reported to have given himself a 26 year contract, by far the longest contract given to a professional football coach.

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