Owner/Chairman/Manager of newly promoted Premier League team FC Scout – almighty Stam- has decided to step down as Manager, and give a chance someone else. Stam who worked as Owner/Chairman/Manager of FC Scout from its beginning, so since 2005. In those 10 years they managed to get promoted from Ryman Premier League to the Premier League in 10 years, winning Ryman Premier League (2005), Vanarama Conference South (2006), Vanarama Conference Premier (2007), Sky Bet League 1(2011). Along the way, they get into 2nd place of Sky Bet League 2 (2009) and Sky Bet Championship (2014). With those performances in the league, they also managed to win Johnstone's Paint Trophy in 2009 and 2010, and being runner ups in 2008 and 2011.
Press Conference:Stam: OK, I will like to thank the media that they came for this conference.
Michael Thomson –ESPN: Is it true? You stepping down as manager?
Stam: Yes, it is true. I came to conclusion that I should give, some other manager a chance to manage at this level.
Alessandro Gattuso – Sky Italia: Do you think you are not good enough manager at this level.
Stam: I am really great manager, Jose Mourinho, Sir Alex Ferguson, Helenio Herrera could have learned from me, I AM THE GREATEST. I am stepping down, to give other teams a chance to win some games, and other managers need to work too.
Alessandro Gattuso: You, greatest? (Laughs)
Stam angrily throws both shoes at him (both hit him in the head)
Alessandro Gattuso: You are one crazy figlio di puttana
Stam: Maybe, but I am and will be to the end of Universe the greatest manager ever. And get the hell out of this conference.
Edward Smith – Sky News: So, who will be the next manager of FC Scout?
Stam: I prefer not to say this yet, they will be another press conference with that information next week. All I can say is that he is former footballer.
Edward Smith: Is he a former international? English perhaps?
Stam: He is a former international, but not English one, nor from United Kingdom.
Edward Smith: Hmmm…. I would say – and some will agree with me – that it would be better to have an English manager…
Stam: So, you think English manager = better? I am freaking Greek and I am great manager, Jose Mourinho is Portuguese, Sir Alex is Scottish, so no English manager doesn’t = better.
Edward Smith: Alright, alright. I don’t want to get hit by a shoe, and be thrown out of the room.
Stam: You will be in a minute, if you won’t stop annoying me.
Liam Wilson – Daily Mirror: So, what will you expect from first season in Premier Leauge and from manager?
Stam: I would love to win Premier League, but my minimum expectations for this seasons are: Champions League qualification, and semi-final of FA Cup. League Cup doesn’t interest me, so they can lose the first game they will play.
Liam Wilson: Aren’t these expectations a little too high?
Stam: My team is great, and I splash money, so I can have high expectations. IF those expectations are not meet, than I will make some sackings.
Liam Wilson: OK, thanks for answering.
Spokesperson: Does anyone else have a question?
*silence in the room*
Spokesperson: Ok, this conference is over.
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