Reports Suggest New Club Will Form
Dudley… is there going to be a new club formed in Dudley, England? Odds have Dudley as favourites.
Recent reports have suggested that a new club will form in Europe, leading to some people wondering just who the club owner is, as well as where this club will be based.
While these reports have not been confirmed as true, different sources all have similar stories, that a young businessman has bought their own football club. However, not much else is known about this story, and the rest is all down to speculation. We may never get an answer as to whether this rumour is true.
The rumour originated from an obscure newspaper company in Andorra. After that, similar rumours came from companies throughout Europe.
As with many rumours, this has produced some hilarious comments, as well as some insightful ones. But we are a newspaper that doesn’t do insightful. So we’ll skip to the hilarious ones.
First of all, @CarverIsBae said ”I bet you Carver has made a country named Carverland, complete with cities, and the club is in fact going to be the Carverland League system instead. #youhearditherefirst”
Another tweet is this, from @NedXYZ, who said ”Just putting it out there, Blatter’s been quiet for a number of weeks… #Blatter4NewClub”
@TotesNotKaranka said the final quote, ”All these rumours about the new club are no f****** good. Only Blackpool are stopping this from being the worst f****** thing in existance. #nofinggood”
Well, I guess we better show some insightful ones too. The first is from @ShadowOfPool, who said, ”This new club rumour is interesting. Will they be starting from the bottom of their system, if it’s true, or will they be oil rich and able to start at the top?
Also, Discussport2015 said, ”So, a new club? Hoping it’s somewhere in Germany, try to break that Bayern dominance. Same could be said for many countries, but the domination in certain countries make those leagues much more boring.”
Finally, UnofficialEggplant said this, ”Personally, I’m hoping that the new club will start in a smaller league, because Spain, Germany and England’s countries are dominating European football at the moment. Just my input.”
More On This Story: Where Could The New Club Be?
As seen there, discussion as to where this new club will be based in has been one of the more interesting aspects of this new rumour - with people hoping for places all over Europe. The current favourites, however, are Dudley and Canterbury in England.
We believe that Dudley would be a good candidate because of the lack of football there in the first place. Birmingham, Aston Villa, Wolves and various other Midland clubs are nearby for the rivalries later on if they get there, and there’s a decent population to get players in.
However, an even better candidate in England is the City of Westminster. With a population of 236,000, there would be little trouble getting a team sorted, and what with being in the capital city of England, things could be quite tense with rivalries. It’s a large city too, with a southern boundary to the River Thames - so there is a lot of potential with this city.
Another English city is the historic Canterbury, based in Kent. A popular tourist destination, players from all over the world may be happy to join this cathedral city, and with a population of 55,240, they may need the foreign players. Perhaps not the most ideal for homegrown players, but there is certainly a reason for people to join.
Moving slightly away from England now to the region of Bretagne in France. With a population of over 4 million and a beautiful repetitive coat of arms, Bretagne could make a brilliant football club. It’s near the English Channel, which gives it a popularity against other French clubs.
Finally, Novgorod Nizny in Russia, with a population of over 1 million, could be a good place. While Russia isn’t exactly the most popular of countries right now, corruption could lead to another oilrich club, and Novgorod Nizny would be a good place to start that.
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A/N: This is a joint story between two baes (myself and Tallerbae), and more will be explained later. My Middlesbrough story will still be going on.