
The Pentagon Challenge, Brought To You By InfraRed
Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to the Pentagon Challenge. Now, i’m sure you’re all aware of what the challenge involves - win the Champions League on all 5 continents, etc, etc.
Generally, this challenge involves starting unemployed, but I cannot stomach the job-hunt, and so i’ve taken a different approach - randomisation. Earlier today, I asked Justice to select a number between 1-50, and he gave me 17. I then asked the computer to give me a random club 17 times, noted the result, and did it again, until I had 5 teams. These were:
Adelaide United
Stranraer
Montpellier HSC
Shenxin
OB
I then returned to Random.org, where I asked for a random number between 1 and 5, and was given 5.
And that, is how South African born German Tomas Fischer, the hero of our story, came to find himself with no footballing qualifications, and no real playing experience, in Europe, getting ready to chase an impossible dream