I’m A Manager, Not A BabySitter
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*Manager Omar Ashraf Arrives At Whitley Road, Early As Usual just to watch the players arriving.*
Le Me
Sidnei Lobo
Steve Stone
Players
It’s Time Sidnei Gather Up the lads. I have something to say
Alright Lads come here for a moment.
*Only A few players come* “Clears His Throat getting ready to shout “
Vrsaljko ,Wake Up!!!!Moura And Toloi, Enough Talking !!!Digne , Leave Your Phone!!!And Where’s the fuck is Niang!!!!?
*A Late Niang Arrives Trying As hard as he can to balance his walk and sneak past me and sidnei*
STOP!!!!!!!
Sorry!!I’m so sorry boss, I Can explain but can we do it in private ?
Well, We are a close group so why don’t you explain here to me and your teammates ?
Erm.... I Forgot to set up the alarm clock an hour early.
*Knows that his lying*
Oh ok.
Than.....
Now go to the U18 Training Ground and complete 30 labs around the pitch
But Bo...
NOW!!!
Pourquoi fais-tu ça? Je suis la raison pour laquelle vous avez gagné 5 matchs? *
Why are you doing this to me?i'm the reason that you won the last 5 games?*
Kiddo, I Speak French since i was nine .(don't like it though)
*I Notice a look of fear and embarrassment on his face*
They Were 30 Laps, Right? Well I liked your comment so add another 15 laps to the original 30.
*Niang is so close to collapsing*
No, Go Start, oh and if anyone if the U18s Ask you why are you here ? answer them And I will find out if you lied to them!.
Boss Me and the team think What you did to Niang Was Cruel And not needed.
Cabaye, You’re My Team Captain and I Respect you. So Please don’t make a fool of yourself.
Ok, now with that out of the way I Want to make my announcement.
First I like to thank you for your brilliant efforts in the Carling Cup but don’t get complacent we have A.C Milan next month.
So I Expect you to work hard in training because the Italy game and even the game at SDA won’t be easy, That’s all I have to say for now I Won’t be attending today’s training session as I have other things to take care off.
I Will leave you now with mr.Lobo And Mr.Stone to continue with you, oh and one last thing ,Stone Double The training schedules for today session
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[color=#C4A000]Why *The whole team yells in frustration*
Because you said I was cruel.
*Arriving at the U18’s Training Ground to check my new signings and my promsing youth and seeing their development*
Omar Ashraf
Liam Bramley
*Liam Bramley Gathering his U18s around him to give them just to give them a word after the training*
ok lads, We are doing great in the league we’re 1st with 3 points away from Middlesbrough, we are also in the U18 Cup Semi final. All I have to say is remember that if you keep your hard working, one day you will replace those lads in the other pitch, Now shower and go home and no late nights out we have Sheff UTD U18s tomorrow and I expect you to be fully fit.
*Walking in with my newest signing Loris Cella*
Gentlemen, A Moment please!
*the whole squad comes back and sit down on the grass*
Gentlemen, I like to introduce the club’s newest signing Mr.Cella Arriving from Reggina For £4M, I Expect you gentlemen to treat him nicely and make him feel like home.
Also The FA Cup 4th round is coming, And some of you might get a some playing time even a
full game. I will be checking up the training reports with Mr.Bramley to find out how’s going to get that playing time.
That’s it for now, Sorry for Interrupting.
Here’s the training reports boss
Thank you liam but i don't think i will need them this month.
*Walking back to the office, I see that niang is still running* Niang, That’s enough, go home.!
(sorry if the colours are a bit bad)