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The Looney Toons -A NUFC Story

Started on 2 August 2012 by FMRegen27
Latest Reply on 2 September 2012 by FMRegen27
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Your "goals for" stat is really impressive
#64469 The FM Rookie : Your "goals for" stat is really impressive
Yh i guess :)

March- Déjà vu

http://images.icnetwork.co.uk/upl/nechronical/mar2009/6/1/image-9-for-gallery-newcastle-united-s-1969-fairs-cup-win-gallery-334378913.jpg
(last newcastle squad to lift league cup trophy, i guess)
Hello again lads and welcome to the looney toons, the place where you see Newcastle trying to catch united in the title race.this month will be as usual. Fictional update is in the next post as usual, sorry about the last time I didn’t find anything to write and I didn’t want to wait till I get something to write.

Leicester (N)-Carling Cup Final

Newcastle United 1-0 Leicester City

Niang
Mbaye Niang

Everton (A)-The Niang Show

Everton 1-4 Newcastle United

Niang (2)
Own Goal
Cabaye
Mbaye Niang

Aston Villa (H)-Villans Dispatched

Newcastle United 3-1 Aston Villa

Johnson (2)
Shawcross
Adam Johnson

Tottenham (H)-FA Cup 6th Round Replay

Newcastle United 1-1 Tottenham (2-4 Pen)
Tiote

A.C. Milan (H)-Champions League 1st Knock Out Round 2nd leg

Newcastle United 3-1 A.C. Milan

Niang
Moura
Johnson
Mbaye Niang

Fulham (A)- a gleam of hope

Fulham 0-2 Newcastle United

Niang
Vidal

Stoke (H)-Dinosaurs vs Toons

Newcastle United 1-1 Stoke

Niang

A good month, we won the Carling cup for the third time in a row now but still got knocked out of the FA Cup in the same round as last year which was one of my list of thing to try to win this season, but still we’re in the UCL Quarter final and maybe with a few slips from Manchester united we can catch up to them.






Adam Johnson

Promsing Youth

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*Newcastle Manager’s Office, Manager Omar Ashraf Is Sitting Reading The U18s and Youth Candidates Reports.*
“There Is A Knock on the door” Come in.
Good Afternoon Boss
Good afternoon to you too, sidnei.
Gaffer, the Trials are going to begin in 10 minutes, are you coming?.
Yeah, according to the reports that I read Our youth are going to tear them a new one.
Ok let’s go.
*2 Hours Later* What A Lovely game, 6-1!!!, The U18s defeated them 6-1!!!, Also Don’t expect me to sign any one of them !
But boss maybe one or two of them are decent.
No one of them fought to the end, they collapsed after the second goal, although I now know how are the youth players are doing.
Yeah they are progressing well
Yeah, Especially Mballa Scoring 4 Goals, And Vinicius Making a few good saves.
Yeah,True
You Know, They Say telling a youngster that he has no future or no talent is the hardest thing in football
I Agree with that.
That’s why I want you to tell them that.
Me!!?? Why Me?.
Because You're Better than me when it comes to talking.
Nice man. I liked the conversation with sidnei :) good luck against Bayern!
#64530 or.dabool : Nice man. I liked the conversation with sidnei :) good luck against Bayern!
Thanks :)

April & May- Performing Better Under Pressure

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Hello lads and once again welcome to the looney toons, This month is a bit different i won’t show the last game because it’s now classified in the fictional part.

Bayern Munich (A)- Champions League Qtr Final 1st Leg

Bayern Munich 3-2 Newcastle United

Niang
Miranda
Roderick Miranda

Norwich (H)-So Close

Newcastle United 2-1 Norwich

Cabaye
Shawcross
Ryan Shawcross

Bayern Munich (H)- Champions League QTR Final 2nd Leg

Newcastle United 2-1 Bayern Munich (NUFC win on away goals)

Kovacic
Ben Arfa (93rd minute winner )

Bristol City (A)- Chasing Nothing

Bristol City 1-4 Newcastle United

Moura (2)
Niang
Kovacic
Lucas Moura

Bolton (H)- Again

Newcastle United 4-1 Bolton

Wilshere
Niang (2)
Johnson
Hatem Ben Arfa

Blackburn (H)- The Niang Show

Newcastle United 4-1 Blackburn

Niang (3)
Miranda
Mbaye Niang

Sevilla (H)-Champions League Semi Final 1st leg

Newcastle United 1-2 Sevilla

Kagawa

Manchester City (A)-It’s Gone :(

Manchester City 3-2 Newcastle United

Niang (2)

Sevilla (A)-Champions League Semi Final 2nd leg

Sevilla 1-3 Newcastle United (Toons Win 3-4 on agg)

Kagawa(2)
Niang
Shinji Kagawa

Arsenal (H)-He’s Gone Mental

Newcastle United 5-0 Arsenal

Niang (3) “subbed him at half time “
Miranda
Sanogo
Mbaye Niang

Wigan (A)- What’s the point

Wigan 1-3 Newcastle Untied

Niang (3)
Mbaye Niang

Liverpool (H)-Curtains Closed

Newcastle United 1-1 Liverpool

Niang
Hatem Ben Arfa

What a month, ups and downs, we lost the titles to Manchester united but we still have a chance to get revenge on them when we meet them again in the Champions league final, Niang is on fire ATM hope he keeps it this way.




Obvious!




In my save the takeover happened in the second season .. Good Luck in the UCL final ..
#64574 Man UtD_777 : In my save the takeover happened in the second season .. Good Luck in the UCL final ..
Roger That!!

The Final!

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*Amesterdam ArenA, The Champions League Final, Player just arrived to the stadium and went directly to the dressing rooms to change to their warming up clothes*
“She shot me, she shot me, bang, bang, she shot me”Niang, Pause the music and switch in your warming up kit.
*20 minutes later*alright gentlemen, Chill, Now We’re about to play the most important game in the clubs history….. all the fans are depending on us.

I Don’t mean to make you nervous but our chances of us winning are close to nothing, the bookies are in Manchester united’s favor, and all I have to say is………. BULLOCKS To that!!
We’re Newcastle united FC, We’re the Geordie lads!!, We defeated united a lot and it will happen again as long as you believe in yourselves.

*The Players look fired up and ready.* ok now get dressed.

*Both team Teams are lining up in the tunnel*Let the best team win, And don’t cry when my boys batter your team “Said An Over Confident SAF”

Yh right back at ya,, just a little manager spat, I said to myself.
“Both teams walk out of the tunnel and stand next to each other getting ready for the Champions league anthem”

“The Champiooooooooooooooons!!!!” I Remember the times that I Used to watch The Champions league finals at home with my mates and wonder how those managers handle that much pressure and see the losing team lying in pain, Now I’m about to experience that!.

Welbeck and rooney are getting ready for the kick off, there was it the referee’s whistle, the game started of quietly with nothing happening in the first ten minutes.

And there it was in the 11th minute”Kagawa nutmegs Rafael and crosses the ball only to be met with the brick wall that Is Vidic which gets the ball past the line, it’s now a corner kick and cabaye is going to take it,Cabaye whips the ball to the near post only to reach shawcross which slots it in from 6 yards away into an empty net due to De Gea Positioning error” I Tried to keep as calm as I can but I just couldn’t resist it!!!!, Yes, Get in!!!! that’s the way to do it boys!!I Came back to my seat as I looked at Fergie which really changed in look as usual his cheeks went red, he was literally fuming!! But I couldn’t care less”

Another Ten Minutes gone with fraser foster keeping united away with his amazing saves, I now regret not giving him a chance but I was forced to play him thanks to krul’s injury, Also niang is trying his best to get one past de gea but only to hit the post!!.that’s it kiddo, don’t give up you will get him next time. I Screamed at niang from the sideline to keep his head in the game.

“Kagawa Dribbles half way and passes phil jones, He Gives it to niang, Niang hugs the sideline but not for long as he passes it back to kagawa who brilliantly passes it to wilshere, That’s it he’s all by himself all he have to do is slot it past de gea, And WILSHEREEEEEEEEEEEEE OHHHH What A Build up Newcastle Expand their lead Again, Now it’s 2-0 After 25 minutes” Who’s Crying Now old man!!!, I Said That Running to the touchline looking at fergie’s face expression.

“That’s it, the referee signals for the end of the first half”
*Inside the dressing room* Alright lads, Keep it simple we now have one hand on the title now let’s go out and claim it!!. Those were my words in half time nothing too long or with too much praise in it, the last thing I want is complacency.

“Niang Is With The Ball Now, He Hugs the Corner Line, Passes Evra, Dribbles Past Vidic, Oh It’s Impossible To Score From There!!,Oh And Niang With the Pass To Cabaye and OHHHHHHHHHHHHH Newcastle Are 3-0 Up with 15 minutes to go, Great vision and dribbling from niang !!, that kills all of united’s hopes!”That’s It!!!!!! .

7 minutes left Frustration starting to get into Man Utd Players especially young Johnny evans who decided to take it to the next level by tackling lucas moura viciously Resulting him to go out on a stretcher.
Oh that doesn’t look so good, Cried Sidnei
Referee, What The Fuck Do You Think your doing!!!That’s a straight red!! C’mon atleast Give him a yellow card!

“It’s Hatem Ben Arfa For The Stretched out lucas moura.”

“It’s Now Rooney Back To Carrick Who Backheels it to Johnny evans oh and hatem ben arfa is going in to get the ball, oh and he accidently knocks out J.evans nothing serious though he’s back up again, but the referee doesn’t look happy though, He’s Approaching Ben Arfa….. Oh And he’s off !!! only a minute after getting subbed in, that has to be the fastest red card ever “

You Gotta Be Kidding Me, This is a red card but the last one isn’t??. Screaming by the touchline

Seconds are passing slowly, We’re One Minute away from becoming the champions of Europe.
“ And That’s it, Newcastle United Are the champions of Europe!!”
I Just couldn’t hold it, I ran on the pitch to celebrate we’re the champions of Europe!!!!!!
Nice Victory mate, Good play by ben arfa! :))
#64593 jimgooner : Nice Victory mate, Good play by ben arfa! :))
Thanks, Yeah he literally went the touchline straight to tackle johnny evans!
#64603 FMRegen27 : #64593 jimgooner :
Nice Victory mate, Good by ben arfa! :))

Thanks, Yeah he literally went the touchline straight to tackle johnny evans!

haha

Pre World Cup 2014

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Hello again lads and welcome to the looney toons, this update will be about the 23 man squad and the friendlies before the world cup.
Final Squad
http://infosurhoy.com/cocoon/saii/images/2011/07/22/photo1B.jpg
Goalkeepers:

Robinson Zapata (Zulte Waregem)
Luis Martinez (Omonoia)
David Ospina (OGC Nice)
Defenders:

Nelson Rivas (Rio Ave)
Aquivaldo Mosquera ( America “MEX”)
Cristian Zapata (Villarreal)
Bernardo (Murica)
Ivan Velez (atletico Paranaense)
Pablo Armero ( Valencia)
Camilo Zuniga (Genoa)
Midfielders :

Manuel Schmeidabebach (HSV)
Yulian Anchio (Santos Laguna)
Fabian Vargas (AEK)
Carlos Sanchez (Valenciennes)
Abel Aguiler (Lazio)
Elkin Soto (Mainz)
James Rodriguez (Malaga)
Fredy Guarin (Corinthains)
Giovanni Moreno (Racing Club)
Strikers:

Darwin Quintero (Villarreal)
Falcao (Atletico Madrid)
Carlos Carbonero (Levante)
(I understand that most of the people decided to skip this,i would do it too )

Czech Republic 2-1 Colombia
Morena

Japan 0-2 Colombia
Morena
Schmeidebach
Falcao :O
James Rodriguez

Colombia 2-2 Croatia
Elkin Soto
Zuniga
James Rodriguez
Congrats on you winning the CL .. Falcao injured :O .. For how much?

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