Hello, my name is Sam Magarry and this is the start of my journey to become Liverpools greatest ever manager.....
May 16th 2012, I was going for an early morning walk past Anfield, when I was suddenly stopped by a News Reporter for an interview.
News Reporter: Reports coming out of Anfield say that Kenny Dalglish has been relieved from his duties after finishing 8th in the Premier League and being 19 points off of Champions League qualification. What do you think about this?
Sam Magarry: Thank f*ck for that, he was awful!
News Reporter: But, he won the Carling Cup, soon to be Capital One Cup you would of thought that would of kept him safe for a while
Sam Magarry: But when you haven't won a trophy for 6-7 years and winning the Carling Cup is like not having a girlfriend for 6-7 years and bringing home Susan Boyle...
When suddenly out of nowhere, some teenagers on their bmxs start to repeatedly punch the news reporter and steal a gold ring on his finger. Just a standard morning in Liverpool to be honest...
May 16th 2012, I was going for an early morning walk past Anfield, when I was suddenly stopped by a News Reporter for an interview.
News Reporter: Reports coming out of Anfield say that Kenny Dalglish has been relieved from his duties after finishing 8th in the Premier League and being 19 points off of Champions League qualification. What do you think about this?
Sam Magarry: Thank f*ck for that, he was awful!
News Reporter: But, he won the Carling Cup, soon to be Capital One Cup you would of thought that would of kept him safe for a while
Sam Magarry: But when you haven't won a trophy for 6-7 years and winning the Carling Cup is like not having a girlfriend for 6-7 years and bringing home Susan Boyle...
When suddenly out of nowhere, some teenagers on their bmxs start to repeatedly punch the news reporter and steal a gold ring on his finger. Just a standard morning in Liverpool to be honest...