Zizou:Another Headbutt

Trouble Starts

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It’s rumoured that Juventus boss Antonio Conte and the Juventus broad are having trouble over a deal to keep their manager at the club till 2015. We don’t know the full story but what we do is that Conte wants a deal till 2013 with all most double the wage and has giving the club an ultimatum do it our I am gone.

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Breaking news Antonio Conte has been sacked as the manager of Juventus after giving the club ultimatum to agree with his contact demands. We understand that he has till the end of the week to clear out his room. This is sad news for the fans of Juventus as they really liked the football the club were playing under Conte. Speculation is high now as Pep Guardiola is the hot favourite to take over as he has come out and said he would like to manage in Italy.

Pep Guardiola is one of the best managers in the world and he done great things at Barcelona and we would love to have him hear at Juventus and we will try and hammer out a deal as soon as possible. This is what the broad had to say about the unemployed Guardiola. So only time will tell if they get there man.

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We understand that talks with Juventus and Pep Guardiola have broken down. Pep was not happy with the time he was giving and the wage. Juventus have come out and said that they feel he was givin enough time in his contract and the wages were more than fair. And that they are disappointed about not landing there man. But they had a backup. Who will be the backup that has everyone in Italy and the world thinking. Tune in hear for all the latest updates on this story.

And it Starts

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With everyone wondering who the backup is for Juventus I think the waiting time is over there is a man in with the broad of Juventus and we have been told to wait hear for the update. No one knows who it is our who it could be. All we know is that the fans would be happy with their new manager. O hear is someone now (please follow me into the broad room).
Thank you all very much for waiting and we are happy to say that we have got a new manager for the club. Now this man is a legend of the game and well respected across the world so we thought it was only fair to bring him to this club. Ladies and gentlemen the new manager of Juventus is Zinedine Zidane.

Now we are going to have a press meeting now to iterduce the new manager so hear he is and thank you.

Sky Sports News
Zidane first off all welcome back. And best of luck. But what we want to know is why now. Why have you come to Italy and what do you want hear.

Me
Thank you I want everything does that answer your question. I want to win everything hear Juventus are a great club. And that is why I am hear. Goals are to sort this team out reshape play attacking football. I also always wanted a office that said manager on it.(ha ha ha ha the room laughs]

Espn
Will we see any more headbutts from you.

Me
Do you see that is funny as that’s all you can remember from me is a headbutt. And to answer that stupid question off course not I am here to manage a team not give use the story that use want.

Sky Sports News
What sort of a deal have you got from Juventus. And will you be keeping your staff
I got a deal till June 2013 on 29,500 per week. And I plan on getting a new after that as well. And as far as the staff there will be a few going I can tell you that. There will be players going two I am going to change this team. That is all thank you for coming.

Sky Sports News
There you have it everyone the new manager at Juventus and he is here with a plan. We all know he was a great player but can he be a great manager two. Well thanks for tuning into sky sports we will be following this story very closely.

Can I be really pedantic? It really puts me off reading a story when words are spelt incorrectly. For example, hear instead of here and broad instead of board. Now I do apologise if English is not your first language but the majority of your spelling is good so I have a feeling that they are just typing errors.


Aside from this I love the idea of being the head-butting machine that is Zidane and will look forward to the next post.

2012-12-28 19:44#74245 Jamesg237 : Can I be really pedantic? It really puts me off reading a story when words are spelt incorrectly. For example, hear instead of here and broad instead of board. Now I do apologise if English is not your first language but the majority of your spelling is good so I have a feeling that they are just typing errors.


Aside from this I love the idea of being the head-butting machine that is Zidane and will look forward to the next post.

thats ok i was using micorsoft word and never looked over it when it was done

Pre-Season

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With pre-season over and done with Juventus Boss was busy in the market selling six players and buying two. It was a very busy month for the new boss and in preseason he seemed to know what he was doing playing four games wining 3 and one draw not a bad start for him. He had this to say,

Me
It was a good preseason form the players they really showed me what they can do and I hope that they can do this in the league. There are some great players at this club and some who just don’t fit in that is why I sold 5 players. And the money we made of them let us buy two new ones I think that was a good deal now if you don’t mind I have to go.

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The players that Juventus sold add up to an extra 41 million and with the 19 that they were giving at the start of the season they could get some good players and that is what they did lets have a look.

Falcao They payed 60 million for the striker 30 million now and 30 over 48 months that is a huge player for the club and he comes with a big price lets hope he can score the goals.
Ademilson a young striker with bags of skill will not play this season for Juventus as he is loaned straight to Napoli this striker will be big.

Players sold some big names were sold this summer and Zidane was not afraid to sell them, saying they will not fit into the team and the way I want them to play so it was not fair keeping them hear and not letting them play first team football,. So the players that were sold are

Marco Storari 1.6 Million
Stephan Lichsteiner 17 Million
Paolo De Ceglie 2.2 Million
Fabio Quagliarella 10 Million
Alessandro Matri 11 Million

Some big players sold from the club let’s see if that was the right move. With the season coming up fast Zidane has to sort out his team and we found out that a few new contracts are going to be offered to players over the coming weeks.

26/8/2012 Juventus Vs Napoli Super Cup

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How did the match go for you today? What do you feel you could of changed.

Me
Sorry what how do you think the match went we lost 1-0 where you watching it. That was a stupid question to ask, what could of I changed, nothing the team played well we controlled the match we were unlucky to lose the game. The players know that and they will show they can play even better now that is all thank you. O next time don’t start off with a stupid question.