Sunderland: The Black Cats

November

With the month of November over yet again the team are still playing super football, I am really happy with the way things are going at the moment, a few bumps are starting but that is going to happen a few more times over the rest of the season. But the team just keep on going they don’t stop always giving 100%, so for me that’s all I want to know they will always give that is what every manager wants. Well here are the matches for the month of November:


Well lads, so far so good keep this going lads I am so proud to say that I am your manager. Now back to business, today we are playing Fulham and they are playing good football this season, and they are scoring goals I want the defence to stand today, and the midfield get back and help if need be, strikers just keep doing what use are doing and we will win this game, come on lads.



Right lads we are 5 points clear at the top of the table let’s keep it that way, as I keep saying over and over again use are playing great so don’t let me down, Southampton are not doing well sitting last in the league and they will be looking to get a win here, I want use to show them what use can do and beat them, and beat them hard come on lads.

The Phone Call

I’m cracking up 4 weeks and I have not seen her, yeah we talk a lot on the phone, but fuck that is not the same, when I look into her eyes I am taking away it’s like I am floating in the air, aw god this is killing me fuck it I have to speak to her. Hi Mila, o hi dean I was just thinking about you it sucks we can’t see each other, yeah I no wish I could see you’ so how are you doing, I am fine just running a bath was out doing a photo Shoot all day am really tired, aw really how did that go, yeah it went great thank good it’s over now though.

So Mila have you got any plans for tomorrow, no nothing on am going to stay in and relax for the day you, me I have to be up at 6 and out training with the team at 9 so it’s going to be a long day, o shit well least you stay fit in both ways, ha thanks aw would love to see you, maybe you can you never know, what, well I have two go now bye dean,

Aw what just happened she is playing with my head maybe you can what does that even mean, and then my phone goes of a pitcher message I hope it holy fuck, fuck me. Now that’s just teasing I swear I am going to crack up I am going over at the end of December just have to wait it out now that I have this pic I will wait.

I hope you show us the pic to us too :P! Lol, just fuck her!

December

Well with the month of December over I got the best Christmas present I could have asked for and that is to be sitting on top for the premier league. And with six games this month it was tough but the team pulled true it and played some great football. The highlight of the month was a 7-2 win at home against Liverpool I could not believe that. There are also other big games in the league and I will give use a look at them. So here are the matches for the month of December:

Right lads this is the start of six games this month, we all the Christmas period can push us to are limit’s and I know use can go over your limit so that is what I want. Lads we play Spurs today and this is not going to be easy they are looking to get European football two next season so I want use to play hard go in hard, but also watch out for Bale that lad is fast and can shoot and pass the ball so stick to him now lads come on, and good luck.



Ok Boys we have a big game today, last year’s champion League winners, they are quick and good lads SHUT UP AND LISTEN, these lads will make you run this game so you better be up for it they are scoring goals this season and the man that is setting them up is Mata I want him man marked the hole fucking game don’t let him half a sniff of that fucking ball. Now lads get out there and play the football that use have being playing all season good luck.



Ok lads West Brom at home today, they are not playing well this season and have already sacked there manager, use that on them lads we need to get a win today and the fans want to see us win this one. I want use to go out there and attack from the start, and keep going at them I want use to play them of the park good luck lads.

awww yeaaa 7-2 an amazin victory over liverpool very nice to see sunderland on top keep up the great work King

Wow you are doing really well!!! Still laughing that you lost to Southampton but it was clearly a fluke result Keep up the good work!!!

January

With the month of January over its safe to say that this was a bad month for me and the club getting only 6 points from 15 was a joke, getting knocked out of the F.A cup, aw it was just a shit month the players all understand that they need to get champions league as the club’s money problems continue, and yes that is down to all the spending I have done, and to be honest I brought in two more players in the January transfer window, as I taught we would need them to keep the dream alive of champions league. Well here are the matches for the month of January:

Lads this a big derby game for us, we need to win to keep the dream alive, I want use all to go out there and play the football that use know use can play, lads win this and we 4 points clear at the top of the table like come on, when did you ever think we could say that lads. I want use to attack from the start and don’t let them control the game use take it to them, ok lads get out there and good luck.



Right lads Stoke today its going be hard to walk away with something hear all the big teams have trouble when they come to Stoke, just play with passion lads so them we mean business, and go out there and win the fucking game for use and the fans, if use want Champions League football from now till the end of the season is going to be a rollercoaster so come on lads get out there.



Lads come on get your head in the game use don’t want all the season to slip away in the last few months now do use, I need use to start playing the way use did at the start of the season, I know use are getting tired, but use need to get this going again, now lads get out there and show the fans that use can do it.



Lads for Fuck Sake come on we lost two in a row what is going on that’s 6 points gone and them points we need so get out there and get 3 of Arsenal we need them, now lads put the last few games behind use and start from now 25 points and we should get champions league lets start now come on lads.



Lads what the fuck is going, really do use even want this, well it seems to me like use don’t want this anymore well if use don’t fine, its you’re playing career if use don’t want Champions league fine do what the fuck use want.



Ok lads the last time I gave use this chance you all fucked it up this will be the last chanced I give use so get out there and win, use are a young team and I believe in you and so do the fans so go out there and win for them.




Well it’s hard to pick this month as they are all playing bad so I am not going to pick one they need two know in order to get it they have to play and well they did not play well for me to pick one, so for that reason there is no player of the month.


Ok so I have bought again but I sold first I needed players who will help the team, players that are big names and after months of looking I found the right two not only are they big names but they also brought us in money from sales and got us more fans because of where they are from well the players I sold are:

He was not getting much game time and when I seen 11 Million I could not say no, I wish him all the best.

Did not play much of a part in my plans, had 3 games for me and did not play well and at 31 I felt the time was right let him go for 1.9 Million.

Well what a flop he turned out to be made 19 starts for me scored 3 goals, I was not giving him any more chances and when I seen an offer of 18 Million yeah fuck it your gone son.


I always rated this player and as soon as I seen he was transfer listed I wanted him, he is a great player with both pace and finishing I hope he can make an impact in the team, and for a really good bargain of only 11 million I think that is a good deal.


Well another great player to add to the team his passing and shooting are great will use him as a play maker and hope we stands up to the 14 million we paid for him.


Looking Ok still need to start playing well again though.
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JESUS!!! HONDA AND HERNANDEZ!!!! Your team will surely get in Europe now!!! I think you should have given Eminike time but still, £18 Mil is pretty good

2013-01-07 19:21#76001 edam22 : JESUS!!! HONDA AND HERNANDEZ!!!! Your team will surely get in Europe now!!! I think you should have given Eminike time but still, £18 Mil is pretty good

hi i better man money is fucked if i dont get into europe we fucked lol

The Hot Topic

I can’t wait she will be hear any minute, I can’t wait to see her after that pitcher she sent me I just want to, The door it’s her, Hi Mila how was your Flight, Hi Dean the flight was grand how are you, I am fine please come in sit down relax would you like a drink, O thank you yeah please Budweiser if you have some, yeah coming right up, so what have you being up two, not much a few photo shoots that’s about it.


As we sit there and have a few drinks I just look at her and the way she is looking, the things going true my head are unreal I just want to go over there rip them clothes of her, rub my hand from her chest down to her legs, while I am kissing her neck aw fuck this I am going for it, time to make a move.

So I move from my chair to her chair and start talking, don’t even know what we were talking about, I was just listing to what she had to say but I was not really I was lost again in them eyes, so I make a move I put my arm around her, and yes she cuddles into me fucking score. As we sit there talking I go in for a kiss, we start kissing me afraid to move my hand any were just yet and then she rubs her hands with her nails down my back this is on.


We sit there kissing I rub my hand true her hair and down her shoulder, to her bra and unhook it, it fails to the ground I lift her arms up and take the top of fuck that is nice, she takes my top of and we pull closer are two body’s touch I start to put my hand around her tits and play with them a little getting the nipple to stand up a little, I can feel the steam coming off her body.


As I get ready for the last move, she gets there before me she puts her hand down my bottoms and grabs it fuck that felt good, I undo her bottoms and take the jeans of, aw god that is some body. As we start I feel her soft touch on my this feels right, I take her thong of and start to get her wet playing with her a little aw fuck me it’s so tight, as she lies down I get on top and start to trust in and out in and out she screams it makes me go faster and faster, I can’t believe this is happening, she rubs her nails down my back as hard as she can, getting an orgasm she screams faster, faster, faster, I go as fast as I can playing with her clit as I do she is loving this and then before you know it a bomb I finish all over her tits, she looked up with them eyes called me down and kissed me and said we are a couple now aren’t we, I looked and yeah if you want us to be.

Dean Ashton, now the manager of Premier Division side Sunderland FC, is one of the most recognized men in English football, and now because of his involvement in football! Before we get in to that, let us look at Ashton's spell in charge.

When Mr. Ashton took charge of Tyneside club in July, he knew that some drastic changes were needed to improve the club. He sold Colback, Campbell, McLean, Gardner and even captain, John O'Shea. To replace these former Sunderland stars, Mr. Ashton spent an estimated £70M on bringing in Ryan Shawcross, Raul Albiol, Benat, Emmanuel Emenike and Royston Drenthe. These players proved to be big hits with the Black Cat fans.

Dean Ashton's run as manager has been extremely impressive, with the club sitting third in the league after twenty-five games and just one point of first placed Manchester United. However, Mr. Ashton has publicly requested more funds from the board to continue improving the club but has been given nothing, with the club in the red. Mr. Ashton is hoping that a Champions League qualification would help bring the club's fortunes around.

There has been more to Mr. Ashton's life than his career. It is reported that he is in a sexual relationship with Ukrainian actress Mila Kunis. The two have been seen dining at several restaurants together and last night Mila was seen entering Mr. Ashton's apartment where she stayed until the following morning. This relationship certaintly spices up the life of Dean Ashton.

February

After a really bad month in January I was hoping for a better ones this time round, the lads new what had to be down if they wanted to qualify for the Champions League, they knew that they had to win a lot more games, and they showed what they can do once again, we went the hole month without losing now it was only 3 games but we got maximum points out of it. And for that I am really proud of them here are the matches for the month of February:


Right lads this is the business side of the season, we have to start playing some super football in order to get into champions league, now today we play Q.P.R this is going to be a tough game but lads I no use can go out there and beat them, I don’t care if it’s by one goal our seven goals we need to win this game, now get out there and do it.



Lads good win last time out, but again we need to win and playing against Everton is no easy ask I just want use to watch out for their counter attacks, they have scored a lot of goals this season with that and I don’t want us to be added to the list, now lads just get out there and keep attacking them keep at it and we will win the game, now come on lads win.


Lads what can I say another good win last match, but this match is different, it’s a different team and they play different, I want use to attack these as hard as use can, don’t let them have a sniff of the ball and when they do get a sniff take it back of them, now lads come on let’s get maximum points this month, get out there and do it for the fans.



This player has made sure we won the last 3 games, he has put his body on the line time and time again for this club and it’s his loyalty for the club that has kept us going this month player of the month is Raul Albol Fair play mate keep it up.

We are still near the top of the table and with only a couple more games to go it’s a four man race anyone of the four teams could win it.
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Nice results, I think we can see you hold up some silverware by the end of the season? I think you can be there up in the podium receiving the PL Title.

Splendid results, how is Mila btw?

March

Another great month in march getting 6 points from a total of 9, the team really want Champions League next season, and we need just 16 points to Guarantee that the dream will happen, the club seem to be dealing with the money problem as I get message saying that money has being put into club, so I am happy now, we have no injury’s and that is great coming up to last 6 our 7 games that will play a big part keeping all the players fit, Well here are the matches for the month March:

Ok lads this is a big game playing at Old Trafford is not easy, I just want use to go out there and try your best lads, give all you have, make them work, just keep to the game plan Ryan I need you to be on top form today. Ok lads get out there and just try your best, best of luck lads.



OK lads we need 16 points to get Champions League, let’s start of hear by getting 3, last time we played Southampton we lost let’s not let that happen again, get out there show them that last time was a fluke, wipe the green with their faces and lads, we are at home so give the fans a good match, now get out there and win.



Ok lads last game of the month, let get the 3 points it’s going to be a tough match lads, Swansea ae trying to stay up and they need the points they can get but we also have a goal this season a dream to get, come on lads get out there and win this one.