Nice, but really, did you fuck Cole? 
*Mila Kunis*
Me and Dean were doing it in bed. He was incredible, just incredible. It was so hard and so nice. It was the best sex I ever had. I was having an amazing orgasm. He splattered all over my tits and I licked it up with joy. It was good.
Dean went to have a shower and I lay down in bed, hoping that Dean would one day propose to me. He was such a hunk. I love having sex with footballers but he was more than just good at pleasing me. He was a real gentleman and he made sure I always came first, in bed too.
I heard Dean's phone buzz and he got a text. I rolled over the bed and opened his bed-side cabinet. I filtered through some packets of XXL condoms and found his phone. There was a text on it. The sender was "CC". I opened the text and read it:
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"Wanna CUM over sexy? xoxoxo"
I couldn't believe it! He was having an affair on me with that slut! I marched in to the bathroom with and showed Dean the text.
"What is this I said?" I said firmly.
He was in total shock.
"I am sooo sorry, Mila," he said with a look of fear on his face. "I'll do anything for you, I swear!"
I grinned. 'Anything?' I thought. I came up with a proposition.
"I want a threesome with you and Cheryl," I said with an evil smile.
Dean was absolutely flabbergasted.
Me and Dean were doing it in bed. He was incredible, just incredible. It was so hard and so nice. It was the best sex I ever had. I was having an amazing orgasm. He splattered all over my tits and I licked it up with joy. It was good.
Dean went to have a shower and I lay down in bed, hoping that Dean would one day propose to me. He was such a hunk. I love having sex with footballers but he was more than just good at pleasing me. He was a real gentleman and he made sure I always came first, in bed too.
I heard Dean's phone buzz and he got a text. I rolled over the bed and opened his bed-side cabinet. I filtered through some packets of XXL condoms and found his phone. There was a text on it. The sender was "CC". I opened the text and read it:
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"Wanna CUM over sexy? xoxoxo"
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I couldn't believe it! He was having an affair on me with that slut! I marched in to the bathroom with and showed Dean the text.
"What is this I said?" I said firmly.
He was in total shock.
"I am sooo sorry, Mila," he said with a look of fear on his face. "I'll do anything for you, I swear!"
I grinned. 'Anything?' I thought. I came up with a proposition.
"I want a threesome with you and Cheryl," I said with an evil smile.
Dean was absolutely flabbergasted.
What a season this was for me and Sunderland we played the best football the club have ever seen, I am so proud to be there manager. To win both the premiership And the F.A Cup is simple amazing and to finish runners up in the champion’s league was unlucky. The football that the team played over the season was just great and I hope that they keep it up for a long time and maybe we could become the next big team in England.All the matches, and the league table.
Last Few Matches
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Please Note the last few games that I lost was because I was resting players and was using my youth players.
League Table
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Premiership Review
Well what I year in the premiership it was a lot of up’s and Downs this season, Like every year 3 teams had to go back down and they were Middlesbrough, Watford, And West Brom, I hope that they will be back up soon. Now with teams going down 3 teams had the time of their life’s partying till all hours with their promotion and they are, Blackburn, Bolton, And Southampton it’s good to see all these teams back into the League. And in what is big news across the world at the moment is Sunderland Football Club and there amazing season at the start of the season you would of have to been mad to back the club to win the premiership but guess what they have, the party’s are still going on and will be until the season starts up.
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F.A Cup Review
Well with the F.A Cup all ways on the clubs mind to win there were a lot of teams who were looking to win the Famous Cup Teams like Manchester United, Liverpool, Chelsea, and Spurs, but it was not to be there year again with Manchester United making it two just the 3rd round and losing to Hull the other big teams were soon to follow all the teams but one made it to the 6th round and that team was Spurs, who then went on to lose to Sunderland who went on to win the Famous Cup what a season for the Club doing the double.
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Champions League Review
Well what a year again in the Champions League there were two stand out teams in this year’s one Manchester United did not lose a single game in this year’s Champions league, and made it all the way to the Final, but in fairness United had the easier teams of the two, The hardest team Manchester had to play was up against Manchester City and they won that match 5-1 on Agg. The other team we are talking about is yes Sunderland the clubs first appearance in the Cup and they made a name for them self’s beat teams such as Barcelona, Real Madrid , And Sporting to get the the final but to just Lose out 2-1 to Manchester United. We all hope that next year’s Champions league is as good as this one.
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Awards
Manager Of The Year
Well manager of the year was not even close this season there was one man who wanted every cup his team were in who had maybe the best season with the club in their history, Dean Ashton won this year’s manager of the year award with Alex Ferguson coming in second place it was a great season said dean and he hopes it will continue for a long time.
Player Of The Year
Well yet again a Chelsea player has won this award this is the 2nd year in a row that a Chelsea player has lifted this award and what a season this player had, with 14 goals and 13 Assists it was a great season for Eden Hazard and there will be a lot more to come from him.
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Top Goal Score
The top goal scorer’s award always shows you what players have hit form in the season and always yell you the tail of the season. Chelsea Stevan Jovetic has won it this year with 21 goals in the league, in 2nd place is Arsenals Oliver Giroud and he got 20 goals, and in 3rd place in Sunderland’s Javier Hernandez also with 20 goals and for once we are going to do a fourth place, Is Sunderland’s Steven fletcher with 20 goals. What a season for goals.
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Golden Glove
This season the keepers played really well and there are 3 keepers who stop out the most so in 3rd place for the golden Glove Its Manchester City’s Joe Hart, in 2nd place it Liverpool Keeper Jose Reina and the winner of this year’s Golden Glove is Sunderland’s Keeper Marc- Stegen in his first season with the club what an honour for him.
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Last Few Matches
League Table
Well what I year in the premiership it was a lot of up’s and Downs this season, Like every year 3 teams had to go back down and they were Middlesbrough, Watford, And West Brom, I hope that they will be back up soon. Now with teams going down 3 teams had the time of their life’s partying till all hours with their promotion and they are, Blackburn, Bolton, And Southampton it’s good to see all these teams back into the League. And in what is big news across the world at the moment is Sunderland Football Club and there amazing season at the start of the season you would of have to been mad to back the club to win the premiership but guess what they have, the party’s are still going on and will be until the season starts up.
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Well with the F.A Cup all ways on the clubs mind to win there were a lot of teams who were looking to win the Famous Cup Teams like Manchester United, Liverpool, Chelsea, and Spurs, but it was not to be there year again with Manchester United making it two just the 3rd round and losing to Hull the other big teams were soon to follow all the teams but one made it to the 6th round and that team was Spurs, who then went on to lose to Sunderland who went on to win the Famous Cup what a season for the Club doing the double.
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Well what a year again in the Champions League there were two stand out teams in this year’s one Manchester United did not lose a single game in this year’s Champions league, and made it all the way to the Final, but in fairness United had the easier teams of the two, The hardest team Manchester had to play was up against Manchester City and they won that match 5-1 on Agg. The other team we are talking about is yes Sunderland the clubs first appearance in the Cup and they made a name for them self’s beat teams such as Barcelona, Real Madrid , And Sporting to get the the final but to just Lose out 2-1 to Manchester United. We all hope that next year’s Champions league is as good as this one.
Awards
Manager Of The Year
Well manager of the year was not even close this season there was one man who wanted every cup his team were in who had maybe the best season with the club in their history, Dean Ashton won this year’s manager of the year award with Alex Ferguson coming in second place it was a great season said dean and he hopes it will continue for a long time.
Player Of The Year
Well yet again a Chelsea player has won this award this is the 2nd year in a row that a Chelsea player has lifted this award and what a season this player had, with 14 goals and 13 Assists it was a great season for Eden Hazard and there will be a lot more to come from him.
Top Goal Score
The top goal scorer’s award always shows you what players have hit form in the season and always yell you the tail of the season. Chelsea Stevan Jovetic has won it this year with 21 goals in the league, in 2nd place is Arsenals Oliver Giroud and he got 20 goals, and in 3rd place in Sunderland’s Javier Hernandez also with 20 goals and for once we are going to do a fourth place, Is Sunderland’s Steven fletcher with 20 goals. What a season for goals.
Golden Glove
This season the keepers played really well and there are 3 keepers who stop out the most so in 3rd place for the golden Glove Its Manchester City’s Joe Hart, in 2nd place it Liverpool Keeper Jose Reina and the winner of this year’s Golden Glove is Sunderland’s Keeper Marc- Stegen in his first season with the club what an honour for him.
gutted about the champs league final but many congrats on reaching it in the first place 
im still not a fan of the mila stuff but your managerial skills are awesome 
well done m8
im still not a fan of the mila stuff but your managerial skills are awesome well done m8
what sort of tactics do you use? im really interested to know as im trying a sunderland game and cant buy a win :p
Pre-Season
With Pre-season going really well the players that I picked to go to the usa, and play the matches really showed me that they were ready for the season, but even with that I need a few more players to help us put up a fight. So I asked my scouts to find me 3 players that will fit into the team I want young players but not too young. So as I sit in my office Mr Short comes in and starts talking aloud of shit about what he is going to do for the club, that fucking prick he won’t do anything all fucking talk. So any way the reason I need new players is just to keep the team fit at the later stages of the year all the players we really tired and I did not have all the cover I needed. So here are the players that I brought in.
Urwin Matthew
Well when I first heard about this player I had to go myself and look at him play, and my god he is a great player and is young two, I tried to get him in January but to my surprise he did not want to leave. I kept my scouts on him like a mouse on cheese and as soon as I found out he was unhappy I went for him and got him for 4 Million.Cesar Azpilicueta
I have been on the lookout for a good R.B and Cesar agent called me and said he wants out of Chelsea; know I am a big fan of this young lad he has it all for a right back. Ok how much are Chelsea looking for 17 Million, tell you what I can do 14 Million and that is the max if they want that I will go for it. And now hear he is. 
Aaron Ramsey
Well when I seen that Ramsey was put up on the market i knew I had to have him, I got on to Arsenal to see what was going on, Ramsey was unhappy and wanted to leave and for 20 million I was not going to say no to player like Aaron and now hear he is playing at Sunderland.
So it was a little busy In this year’s pre-season but not mad I don’t need a huge amount of players as I have a great team already. The players that I brought in will challenge and push all the players on the team to fight for their position and that will make this season an even better one than last year.
Congrats on winning the double and you were so unlucky with not winning the CL too! Two exciting signings in Azpilicueta and Ramsey. Let's hope they find form quickly!
A new Deal
As I sit in the office I see a brown envelope on my table how long has that been there I asked myself, so I open it and it said:
My Ashton you work with Sunderland Football Club has been outstanding and we would like to offer you a new one year deal just like you asked and we hope that you will stay on past that, as we feel you are the man that can do great things with this club.
We will offer you 45,000 a week and hope this is enough to keep you.
So after seeing that I decided to stay on as the manager of Sunderland and try to win the champions league with them before I move on.
Back Again
As I sit down and look over my new team of superstars that I bought for the new season, I think back to my first game and I think how time fly’s now entering my 3rd season as manager Sunderland and I love it, I have been told that I am doing a great job hear and to be honest I have to agree I have already won the Premiership and Fa Cup. God only knows what I can do this year.
Aweseome story mate, will be following.
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