BREAKING NEWS!!!
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Philippe Montanier has been sacked from Real Sociedad. The manager was seen having an affair with Chairman's Jokin Aperribay's 14 year old daughter. The favourites for the job are Roberto Di Matteo and Real Sociedad "B" manager Raul Gonzalez. It is known that Aperribay is favoured to appoint Raul Gonzalez to follow Roman Abramovich steps to sign a younger manager that has been in the club for some time now. Plus, Gonzalez has a record in the Liga BBVA and other international competitions. Raul Gonzalez has recently retired from Al-Sadd and finished with his coaching badges with the Spanish F.A. It is also known that Raul Gonzalez rejected a move to Real Madrid Castilla, as he wants to focus on a home-grown team like Real Sociedad. Raul Gonzalez also has played for Real Madrid in the Galacticos era, which was one of the most succesful for Real Madrid. Raul Gonzalez held a press conference before his Real Sociedad "B" taking on against third division side Tenerife. Of course I'm interested in the manager spot in the Real Sociedad and if I were given the chance, I wouldn't disappoint. My team has played some times against them in the training ground and they know how to pass and distribute the ball. When Raul was asked about Montanier's sacking, he said was a great manager, but not a great person following the big news. This has been Michael de la Parra reporting for Marca.
Great Start Jeremy, Real Madrid and Barcelona are going down
Nice start Jeremy
I will always remember my Sociedad save, and I hope you will enjoy yours
I was there sitting in the couch waiting for Di Matteo to finish his own interview. The secretary was hot and she was looking at me while eating here banana slowly. I then slowly walked to her and showed her my ring and then kissed it. I then looked backwards when I saw former Chelsea boss Roberto Di Matteo leave the boardroom and the secretary said,"Entra ahi." (Enter over there). I quietly slipped into the room when I saw the board quietly waiting for me. "Sientate porfavor."(Sit please) said Aperribay. I took out my computer and opened PowerPoint to show the board my plans. I showed them my two tactics. The 4-2-3-1 and the well known Finnish Banzai Tiki-Taka 4-6-0. Before I knew it, the interview was over. My tactics, my goals for the team and everything else. Jokin Aperribay shook my hand and told me that I would recieve a phone call to come back to the board room soon. I shook his hand, took my bags and left the boardroom. On my way out, I saw Di Matteo getting a blow job by the secretary. *p.s. he has a small dick*.
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Secretary
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What a update, I will never come back on this story. Is not for children
P.S : Nice writing m8
The finnish Banzai Tiki Taka made me come back
Good luck Jeremy, will be following!
I had recieved an email forwarded to myself and Di Matteo. I would come out of the boardroom no matter what, as I would remain manager of Real Sociedad "B" and hopefully get the job later. I drove in my Audi Q7 all the way up to the San Sebastian stadium. I ran up to the boardroom, to arrive before Di Matteo could. Perhaps he was being stalled by the secretary, who knows. Then, I saw it. Di Matteo shaking hands with Jokin Aperribay. I was doomed, I was too inexperienced for the Liga BBVA. My shoulders slumped back and I walked back to the stairs before Di Matteo called me. He whispered,"Beat Barca and Real Madrid for me mate." I was speechless. I quickly responded,"Go fuck the secretary for me mate!". We laughed, but I left him with the secretary to go to the boardroom. Aperribay and the old board members applauded me and I bowed to them. I thanked them, but I quickly sat down for me to negotiate my contract. I had no chance to negotiate, as I was given a 10,250 pound deal with a 1 year contract. Better than nothing!
It will be a great challenge to try and match up to the likes of FC Barcelona and Real Madrid but if anyone can do it it will be you Pauker. Good luck and I will be following closely.
With 0 transfer budget and -3k wage budget, good luck!
