Norwich City: Sheldon and Abramovich Take Over

BREAKING NEWS

ROMAN ABRAMOVICH COMPLETES SURPRISE TAKEOVER OF NORWICH CITY!
Today multi-million pound owner, Roman Abramovich, has announced he will be taking over Norwich City Football Club. The owner released a statement saying that he wanted a new challenge in football and Norwich was the perfect location.

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Upon arrival, Abramovich immediately terminated the contracts of every single player and member of staff, including captain Grant Holt and manager Chris Hughton. It is believed that whoever replaces Hughton will have a massive £200 million pounds and £600k wage budget at there disposal but with the Premier League season drawing near, will Abramovich get a manager and a full squad ready? Only time will tell!

Nice idea

Good luck

Today Norwich City have announced there new manager to be the very reputable, Sheldon Cooper. Many have said that he has no idea about football or generally sport in general but Abramovich backs the new man to succeed

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I am loving the fact that Sheldon Cooper is the manager. Amazing and potentially hilarious idea. Good luck.

Just a month into the job, Sheldon has needed no encouragement to spend money, already spending £85million on a total of 12 players. Obviously more are needed but it seems Sheldon has figured out his best team, for the moment anywyay

Just gold.

This will be a story that will be eye catching.

Keep it coming, this is awesome!

SHELDON COOPER'S PRE SEASON PRESS CONFERENCE

Journalist - "Hi Sheldon, how are you finding Norwich?"

Sheldon - "Well...it's different"

Journalist - "err, ok. You have shown no fear in the transfer market so far, picking up some great talents. How are you going to go about choosing your first eleven from such a talented bunch?"

Sheldon - "That's easy. They'll decide it by rock, paper, scissors, lizard, Spock.

Journalist - "What on earth is that?!?"

Sheldon - "It's very simple. Scissors cuts paper. Paper covers rock. Rock crushes lizard. Lizard poisons Spock. Spock smashes scissors. Scissors decapitates lizard. Lizard eats paper. Paper disproves Spock. Spock vaporizes rock. And as it always has, rock crushes scissors."

Journalist - "That is new..I think we're finished here"

Sheldon - "Thank you for your time"

Nice. And confusing. Which makes sense...

Anyone that watches Big Bang Theory will understand that press conference

Can you sign Leonard, Raj, Howard, Penny etc as staff?

Rock paper scissors lizard spock They all do spock

2013-03-17 17:01#85485 lolbaconboy : Can you sign Leonard, Raj, Howard, Penny etc as staff?

That would of been such a good idea! but i've started the game now so i can't go back and create them :'( great idea though