Lol, looks like everyone but 2-5 are at Tottenham, Man U, Man C, Barcelona or Madrid o.o
I despise Tottenham. I was amazing as a left midfielder, and they put me in defence. So fak you Bale, and fak you Spurs. I want to go back to Leeds. Look, I've even picked up the faking accent.
I may just retire and open my own sandwich shop. Yeah, that's sound good. I'll send you a bacon sarnie, you won't be missed out.