Joey Barton: Back in England

Conversation between Joey Barton, and his agent, Luke Narwin,



Joey Barton: Luke, I'm done with this! I hate this country, and I need to go back to England!
Luke Narwin: Joey...do you want to retire?!?!?!
JB: Yes Luke, as a footballer, I am done.
LN: Well, if that is your final decision, I guess...it's been nice working with you...
JB: Wait wait wait Luke, I might be done as a player, but I don't think I want to be out of football just yet.
LN: Well how are you going to be in football, and not playing???
JB: Simple Luke, Joey Barton - The Manager!
LN: Ah Joey, I see where you are going! Well, I'll see if I can get you a club who is interested in your services. Where would you like to start though?
JB: I've had enough of this country, I need to go back to England, Luke, people actually like me there
LN: I'm not sure about that, Joey.
JB: Shut the fuck up, Luke.

ghehehegehe

Newcastle sack Alan Pardew!



Today, Newcastle United Football Club have officialy announced that Alan Pardew is no longer their manager, the club's official twitter page read:

" We would like to thank Alan Pardew, for the effort, determination and will he put into our club, but there comes a time when both parties have to move on. "

This decision was greeted with mixed reactions from the media and fans, by most it is believed that one of the positives of this decision was it's timing, there are plenty of options Newcastle could go for as a replacement for Pardew. With the likes of Roberto Di Matteo, Guus Hiddink, Owen Coyle are all amongst the favourits to take the hot-seat at Newcastle.

Poor pards.

Barton looking for managerial job in England!



Joey Barton today, has announced his intentions to become a manger! In what was a truly shocking statement he announced that he is looking for a managerial role in England! Joey Barton insulted his current country, France, multiple times with quotes such as: "a bunch of soft f****" and "their language sounds like an 70-year old Englishman in his last seconds of life".

This statement clearly means that Joey Barton is no longer a football player, and has retired from the game after what was over-shadowed by many contreversial situations, a very illustrious playing career, Joey managed to play for many high-profile clubs, such as Manchester City, Marseille, Newcastle and others. With the last of those clubs quite recently sacking ex-manager Alan Pardew.

But, as it would be expected, a major negative about Joey Barton being the manager of your club, is his atittude, temper (or lack of it) and sometimes aggresiveness which comes with him. One can only imagine what Barton would say/do to his players in the changing room after a bad loss...

It is thought to be that Barton will most likely have to start in a side on the English League 1/League 2. Sources report that there would be multiple clubs from this area of English football that would be interested in Barton's availability.

2013-04-26 13:05#94935 Toon : Poor pards.

he hasn't been great this season though...

Joey Barton hired as new Newcastle United manager!!!

In a shock turn of events, Newcastle United have signed ex-player Joey Barton, as the new manager of the club!

Barton, only a week ago was still a player at French side Marsielle, and has only recently announced his interest in becoming a manager in England. Many League 1 and 2 sides announced interest in hiring Joey Barton, but none expected him to be a Premier League manager as his first managerial job!

Joey Barton wrote this on his official Twitter account:

"I don't like Newcastle, to be quit honest with you, but I am happy to start my managerial career in a Premier League side. Hopefully, I can lead this club to a much better situation than they are currently in."

Nice to see him endearing himself with the fans from his old/new club.
Looking forward to reading this.

2013-04-26 13:22#94942 Northwood : Nice to see him endearing himself with the fans from his old/new club.
Looking forward to reading this.

hahaha thanks mate, next update should come out in a couple of hours

Good start, pretty impressive for a first story. Keep going

2013-04-26 13:56#94951 Glenn T : Good start, pretty impressive for a first story. Keep going

cheers Glen! hopefully just a beginning of many to come

Really good start m8!
I love your name btw

2013-04-26 15:14#94979 Sonalexwild : Really good start m8!
I love your name btw

hahaha thanks mate, took me a couple of hours to think of tbh

Good start, but what happened to yout other story?

2013-04-26 15:50#94983 BFC_Michael : Good start, but what happened to yout other story?

my laptop froze when I was in mid-December, so I had to start again