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Black Cats on the Pounce

My Sunderland story
Started on 21 June 2013 by LFCsedso
Latest Reply on 27 June 2013 by Louis O.
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Di Canio Sacked!

After a leak of information regarding the sexual life of Paolo Di Canio and Black Cat chairman Ellis Short's wife, Eve Short, Di Canio has been sacked with immediate effect as Ellis its frustrated and confused. The Black Cat chairman is disgusted with Di Canio's actions and Di Canio has only been the gaffer of Sunderland for a few months. Di Canio has been described by Ellis as a "sexual predator," and "the right hand man of Silvio Berlusconi."

So after the sacking of Di Canio who will revive the spirit of the Black Cats?
Sexual predator, hehe, it looks like Di Canio is on the pounce rather than the black cats :))
2013-06-21 17:04#114542 Louis O. : Sexual predator, hehe, it looks like Di Canio is on the pounce rather than the black cats :))
Decent start keep it up
Looking forward to reading this story. Don't find many SAFC ones about. :p

Odds on Favorite
As the sacking of Paolo Di Canio has recently occurred Sunderland are in dire need for a new manager for the upcoming season. Sky Sports have revealed that a favorite to win the race to the job of the Black Cats is Roberto Martinez and is closely followed by none other than Ian Holloway. The characteristics of Ian Holloway will brighten the spirits of the Stadium of Light as many fans feel than the stadium has been somewhat dimmed since the sacking of Martin O'Neil and the hiring of Paolo Di Canio.

Billy Reid 11/4 Brian Laudrup 7/2 Stuart McCall 5/1 Roberto Martinez 8/1
Billy Davies 11/1 Neil Warnock 14/1 Alex McLeish 18/1 Walter Smith 20/1
Nigel Spackman 25/1 Brian McDermott 25/1 Richard Gough 33/1 Kenny Shiels 33/1
Emile Heskey 100/1
Gotta be Heskey.
2013-06-21 20:32#114644 Louis O. : Gotta be Heskey.
Sunderland announce new manager!

Ellis Short has announced the new manager of Sunderland. He is a former England international scoring 7 goals in 62 caps. He is 34 years of age and has played for Aston Villa, Liverpool and Wigan. The new manager of Sunderland is...


Well the flop of a footballer has been announced as the next manager of Sunderland and intends to sell a certain someone as Heskey has described this player as "Pace abuse." Mila Kunis and Jessica Biel have sparked some interest in Heskey as they both placed bets and say that they are "close friends with Emile." So does this mean Heskey will have some mascots to play with?
HESKEEEEEEYYYYY! Heskey and Titus Bramble in the same side, you just can't make it up! :P
Uh oh... Hide yo kids, hide yo wife, Heskey's here!
YES, This is gonna be great, I predict that in 9 months time every girl in Sunderland aged 16-22 will be pregnant. :P
Heskey to get Sunderland relegated lol :P
He's gone for the money
The fast winger from Benin, Stephane Sessegnon, has left Sunderland to play for AS Monaco FC for a fee of around £6.25 million. The winger was shocked by Heskeys actions before he left the club as Stephane said that "Heskey aggressively told me to leave the country as he said i was a fast waste of space that has no use." This treatment has shocked many Sunderland fans but it is all in a days work for Emile and he may already be feeling the pressure. As Heskey was only given a budget of £4 million the sale of Sessegnon has freed up a lot of wage and transfer budget to increase the playing standards of the Black Cats.

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