Meeting with Marouane Fellaini and agent
http://www.finlandiatalo.fi/midcom-serveattachmentguid-1de60a0d685baa860a011deaba5477caefeb293b293/boardroom_pieni.jpgThomas Maxime (Agent): Look, we'd prefer these talks to be brief.
Zinedine Zidane: Either way, I'm sure they will be.
Marouane Fellaini: I really like the prospect of playing for an illustrious club like Real Madrid. So, I hope this deal goes through, and I know I'll be able to impress.
Zinedine Zidane: I'm very seriously considering signing you, we just need these contract talks to go well.
Thomas Maxime: So, how about we work out a suitable contract sooner rather than later, then we can get in to the facilities, squad states, lah-dee-dah.
Zinedine Zidane: I'll be willing to give up to £100,000 per week.
Marouane Fellaini: I'd like around £120,000 per week.
Zinedine Zidane: As I said before, I'll be willing to pay £100,000 per week.
Thomas Maxime: And as my client said, £120,000 would be reasonable.
Zinedine Zidane: Do I really have to kill someone else?
Marouane Fellaini: WHAT? SOMEONE ELSE? KILL? Did you? You killed Ancelotti!!
Zinedine Zidane: Well, not technically.
Marouane Fellaini: I'm outta here!
Zidane pulls a gun up to a terrified Thomas' head.
Marouane Fellaini: Where do I sign...