Damien Sandow: The Intellectual Saviour of The Saints

The WWE chairman, Vince McMahon, sacked Aaron Haddad, aka Damien Sandow, yesterday after he lost a career-threatening match to Cody Rhodes. Wrestling fans are expecting him to join TNA or another main wrestling brand.



In what may seem as a shock appointment, ex-wrestler Damien Sandow was hired as United Counties First Division Bugbrooke St. Michael's. The move was greeted with a mixture of joy and horror from fans.

Wow! Now there's AJ, Chris Jericho and Damien Sandow in Football Management!

Good Luck

Thanks!

Fellow wrestlers' opinions

Paul Helmsley (Triple H) & Michael Shawn Hickenbottom (Shawn Michaels):
“We're going to be checking weekly on how Damien does. And if you're not down with that, we've got two words for you. SUCK IT!"

Darren Kenneth Matthews (William Regal):
“Good riddance."

Ron Simmons (Farooq):
“Damn!"

I don't think many people know about the team you are managing, and the league you are in. That would be the way to go with the next update, if you ask me.

Yeah, literally no one knows of this club! I'll give them some info when I can.

Club History

Bugbrooke St. Michael's FC (“The Badgers ”) were formed in 1929. They entered the United Counties League Division 1 (step 10, non-league step 6) in 1987, and were promoted to the Premier Division (step 9, non-league step 5) in 1999. They were relegated back to Division 1 in 2002, where they have remained ever since.
They play in blue & gold halved shirts.
Thanks to Jozef for these kits.

Bygbrooke St, Muchael! Woooooo!

Stole my title

Alex: Still drunk, are we?
Louis: You saw nothing.

Not at all...

Oh, so you've sobered up, then?

Aaron Haddad, otherwise known as Damien Sandow, got off to a flying start in his football career. In his first competitive match as the manager of Bugbrooke, he thrashed Oadby Town 3-0. Bugbrooke are expected to mount a serious promotion challenge, battling amongst the likes of AFC Rushden + Diamonds and Wootton Blue Cross.

The results

Bugbrooke St. Michael's 3-0 Oadby Town

Harrowby United 2-0 Burton Park Wanderers

Northampton Old Northamptonian Chenecks 1-2 Eynesbury Rovers

Potton United 0-0 Northampton Spencer

Raunds Town 0-1 AFC Rushden + Diamonds

Rothwell Corinthians 2-3 Bourne Town

Rushden + Higham United 0-1 Wellingborough Whitworth

Thrapston Town 1-2 Northampton Sileby Rangers

Wootton Blue Cross 3-1 Buckingham Town

Bugbrooke hammer Rushden + Higham

Rushden + Higham United 0-4 Bugbrooke St. Michael's

League members Bugbrooke St. Michael's continued their race for promotion after destroying mid-table Rushden + Higham. Saints manager Aaron Haddad said in a post-match press conference:

"The boys played well today and we proved it by netting four goals. We've been playing well, and I've been very impressed with Ayo Plummer. If he keeps it up, we may just win the league."

Bugbrooke lie fourth in the table, with a game in hand.

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Pre-season

Bugbrooke SM 2-1 Bugbrooke Reserves

United Counties D1

Bugbrooke SM 3-0 Oadby Town

Rushden + Higham 0-4
Bugbrooke SM

Bugbrooke SM 3-1 Northampton ONC

Bugbrooke SM 5-1 Wootton BC

Thrapston 0-1 Bugbrooke SM

Raunds 2-1 Bugbrooke SM

Bugbrooke SM 2-0 Harrowby

Bugbrooke SM 1-0 Rothwell Corinthians

Potton 0-5 Bugbrooke SM