Today, without any warning whatsoever, David 'The Hoff' Hasselhoff called a surprise press conference.
He began by saying, "Taking greater efforts to further mold this magnificent club in my own image, I wanted to unveil the newest additions to the David Hoffenheim football club!"
Chairman Hasselhoff stood on a stage in front of a big red curtain. He reached over and pulled on a long yellow rope chord, and the curtain parted to reveal.
With his million dollar smile he went on to explain, "A professional team needs a professional corps of beautiful cheerleaders. It has also been my personal creed that no Hoff should be without a beautiful lady. And with that, I leave it to you lovely ladies to perform a demonstration."
Their inaugural cheer was certainly jaw dropping, consisting of flexible kicks and lots of jumping. There were many sore necks at the conclusion of today's event.