The World is Yours...
I sit next to the bluest pool I've ever seen in my life. Beautiful, scantily-clad waitresses pace back and forth, rushing forward at the slightest raise of a hand to serve our needs.
This is the life
, I think to myself. Then I remember this is Miguel Evangelista's house. Directly in front of me, the Varzim S.C. owner takes his seat.
"Eh CARAJO, this is my ****ing house. You better believe it,
" the young hotshot owner says. Sniffing a line before continuing, he nearly shouts, "Look homie, I know we haven't been on the best of terms. But I really like the (sniff) work you're doing for me. So you know what I'm gonna do about it? I'll give you a ****ing raise man, because I like you!
"Uh, thanks Miguel," I reply, unsure of what to say in front of my coked-up boss.
"You don't have to thank me man, I'm your boss, I'm your bro, I'm your homie, eh,
" he rambles before suddenly stopping. "Shit, must've been some bad coke man, I, I...I, feel...
He passes out.
What. The. Hell. I thought this was supposed to be a meeting about club affairs, not some massive drug orgy!?!
Suddenly, the head of my dad, José Mourinho, pops out from around the corner of the beautiful yellow house. "Daniel- my son! Tudo bem? I promised you I'd help you with with that cokehead owner of yours, so here you are,
" he grins, motioning to the now-deceased body of Miguel Evangelista with a sick sense of pride. "A little bit of cyanide mixed into his daily shipment of cocaine. Easy peasy, huh,
" he winks, clapping me on the shoulder.
"Dad, this really wasn't necessary. I'd really prefer if you didn't kill owners that I dislike...it's, well it's sketchy!"
" he booms reproachfully. "Daniel, this man was holding you back from reaching new heights with Varzim! You are a man, now start acting like it and win promotion,
" he instructs, waving his hand as he retreats to the gate of the house.
On his way out, he calls over his shoulder, "Hey- you better get promoted this year son. Or else I may have to find you a new job, outside of football...permanently.